by Jade1 December 10, 2009
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Person A: Why is that white girl wearing a bindi?? And is that a feathered headdress?? Isn't that kind of racist???
Person B: I don't know man, she's probably one of those Coachella Hoes. They pull that kind of shit all the time.
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Coachella Hoe: *wears bindi*
Actual Hindu Person: Could you not do that please? The bindi is a very sacred and important part of my religion, and you wearing it as a fashion statement invalidates my beliefs.
Coachella Hoe: But it's so cuTE! I LOVE IT! EXOTIC! LETS INSTAGRAM THIS MOMENT!
Person B: I don't know man, she's probably one of those Coachella Hoes. They pull that kind of shit all the time.
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Coachella Hoe: *wears bindi*
Actual Hindu Person: Could you not do that please? The bindi is a very sacred and important part of my religion, and you wearing it as a fashion statement invalidates my beliefs.
Coachella Hoe: But it's so cuTE! I LOVE IT! EXOTIC! LETS INSTAGRAM THIS MOMENT!
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A long-running pun by Minecraft Youtuber Mumbo Jumbo in which chests at the end of redstone contraptions always contain boats and hoes.
"It all looks nice and ready inside for you to pick up your boats and hoes, so that you can have a fantastic time without having to look at all of those ugly piston faces."
by ButterEmperor November 12, 2016
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Guy 1: Um wait for sec (searches wallet)
Girl: I Gotta leave
Guy 2: (Makes it rain)
Girl:Oh myyyyy so much
Guy 1: wait I found my wallet
Girl: sorry I already found mines
"These hoes aint loyal"
Guy 1: Um wait for sec (searches wallet)
Girl: I Gotta leave
Guy 2: (Makes it rain)
Girl:Oh myyyyy so much
Guy 1: wait I found my wallet
Girl: sorry I already found mines
"These hoes aint loyal"
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Get the These hoes mug.Joe's Hoes is a facility unto which prostitution is highly active. Joe's Hoes is of course run by Joe himself. Joe's Hoes live by the motto "You got the dough we got the Hoe" and they value hard work and effort. There are 6 spots of ranking at Joe's:
-Joe:runs the entire house and it's hoes
-Co-Joe: helps Joe maintain paperwork on the hoes and the clients
-Main Hoe: the hoe that every hoe aspires to be
-Side Hoe: your everyday "hooker on the street" hoe
-Booty Call: a low rank that only Joseph's Whores could honestly be ranked at.
-Toilet Cleaner: where the term "started from the bottom now we're here" originated from.
Joe's Hoes is filled with loving and trained workers hired by Joe.
-Joe:runs the entire house and it's hoes
-Co-Joe: helps Joe maintain paperwork on the hoes and the clients
-Main Hoe: the hoe that every hoe aspires to be
-Side Hoe: your everyday "hooker on the street" hoe
-Booty Call: a low rank that only Joseph's Whores could honestly be ranked at.
-Toilet Cleaner: where the term "started from the bottom now we're here" originated from.
Joe's Hoes is filled with loving and trained workers hired by Joe.
Person 1: "I want to get laid tonight but I don't have a girl friend"
Person 2: "Easy dude, go to Joe's Hoes they have the BEST services for a reasonable price"
Person 1: "What about Joseph's Whores?"
Person 2: "HAHA Joseph's Whores my ass!"
Person 2: "Easy dude, go to Joe's Hoes they have the BEST services for a reasonable price"
Person 1: "What about Joseph's Whores?"
Person 2: "HAHA Joseph's Whores my ass!"
by Joe's Hoes June 3, 2014
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