when you're fucking a girl from behind, you pull out and spit on her making her think you blew your load on her back. when she turns around you blast it in her face and say "how do you like that magic trick bitch!"
by Weigel June 29, 2005
When a man is having intercourse with a woman; prior to finishing he pulls out and ejaculates a bouquet of flowers. Believed to have been performed by Houdini himself.
by Nigger McNiggernigger March 13, 2008
You convince a girl via text messages that you're out at the bar getting drunk and you want to meet up, but really you are at home not even drinking.
You convince a girl via text messages that you're out at the bar getting drunk and you want to meet up with her, and both of you can meet up later. She thinks you're getting drunk, but really you're at home. You convince her to meet you at your place after you supposedly are done drinking. Before she gets there you slam 2 or 3 beers and pour a little beer on your shirt for the smell effect. Then when she arrives you've saved yourself the trouble of going out, saved yourself the money, won't be hungover the next day, and are likelier to get laid. When you brag to your buddies the next day, you tell them that you pulled the houdini.
by Super Mike2 October 30, 2007
A type of dump that when it exits the anus, goes right down the toilet pan at phenomenal speed and disappears round the U-bend out of sight. Named after the famous magician Harry Houdini as he preformed disappearing acts.
Man, I though that shit was gonna leave the map of Australia in the pan but luckily it was a houdini. Saved me from some embarassment so it did
by gw5150 June 04, 2007
by Twins719 March 03, 2009
When you are doing a girl doggy style and you punch her in the back off the head and knock her out cold then flip her over and procede to nut on her face when she wakes up youll be gone and she'll be left wondering what the hell just happened just like houdini often had his audience saying
by J boss October 30, 2007
when we were a t the strip club, the stripper sat on my lap and slide three fingers in her pussy. i just pulled a houdini
by jew gotti September 24, 2007