Hormone stick

A synonym for an erect penis.

Darling, can I poke you with my hormone stick?

by Tiffany's Toyboy July 30, 2009

Hormonal Chernobyl

When PMS reaches a critical fission point resulting in a total emotional meltdown of the PMSer and a poisoning of their surroundings so bad that any cohabitators must immediately flee the scene.

Chris: Hey Tom, could you let me in to the office? I left my keycard home.
Tom: That's not like you. What happened?
Chris: Oh the wife went hormonal chernobyl this morning and I skedaddled without cellphone, card, and lunch.
Tom: That's tough man. Spot you for lunch?
Chris: Dude, much appreciated.
Tom: Bros before hos man.

by Lex Sleuthor December 6, 2009

hormone kick

When you really want to make out, ect. Usually involves butterflies and other things of that nature.

When Harry met Sally, he got a huge hormone kick!

by Hannah Morgan November 5, 2006

Hormonal Teenagers

Teenagers that do not like one another but cross boundaries some teens may not be comfortable with. They lack control and often seem to be touching the other in a playful way or believed (however this is a matter of opinion in most cases) to be flirting according to a third party. They often let their hormones get the better of them. They are just two inexperienced, young teenagers looking for attention from the opposite sex.

Those two are such hormonal teenagers, they can't keep their hands off of each other even though they don't like one another.

by Lima7 June 27, 2009

hormone-a-gogo

Any place where one or more women gather to gossip, cause drama, bitch, whine, and otherwise be miserable wretches together, because their hormones are out of whack, and they refuse to seek proper medical help.

Last night's show became a hormone-a-gogo.

by yougot0wn3d November 5, 2004

hornographic

Adjective. A male who gives a lady the horn in a base, porno way i.e. extremely 'do'able.

Christ! Look at Percy, he is well hornographic tonight.

by wallacer May 22, 2006

Hornover

The frustrating condition that occurs when you wake up alone in your bed on a sunday morning, realizing you spent all your hard-earned money at the local dive last night on cheap booze and cunning cockteases, yet after all your efforts you're left but nothing but an empty wallet, a raging headache, a half-limp dick and noone to fuck.

Dude, I was so hornover last weekend after waking up alone YET AGAIN, I just spent the entire day in bed with Aspirin and a box of Kleenex.

by Nude Dude With Attitude December 9, 2008