Hoover damn

1. An expression used when one is screwed out of a large amount of money due to economic struggle

2. An expression used when an economic struggle interferes with a person's ordinary life
1. "I was hoping for a big christmas bonus but Hoover damn it I only got another hundred bucks"

2. "Man, I can't go to the bar tonight, my paycheck was too low."
"Hoover damn, dude. Hoover damn."
by rcalebvines April 17, 2009
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mood hoover

Someone who sucks all the good feelings out a room. They are obsessed with doom and gloom and that is where there conversations are focued.
Oh no, here comes the mood hoover to share his misery.
by Gailstar May 10, 2007
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Hoover Nelrose

The act done shortly after Reaming, where two men suck the green, pussy discharge out of the womens ripped anus, and spread the thick pile around their face. The women then sucks the guy off spreading the cum in with the discharge around his face, for the women to then scrape off and spread around her wet, shaven pussy. The guy then licks her out and finishing the sequence by swallowing the end product.
Fucking hell, i dont just wanna fuck that girl, I wanna do the Hoover Nelrose with her!
by JohnnieBmkxzcngj July 27, 2010
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Hoover flags

Your empty pockets turned inside out. When someone asks you for money but you're broke, just bust out your Hoover flags.
Knox: "Yo Paul give me five bucks"
Paul: "Sorry all I got is my Hoover flags"
Knox: "What the fuck are Hoover flags"
by Jomez March 10, 2006
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Double Hoover

When a guy and a girl are arranged in a 69 position. The girl gives the guy a blowjob while he preforms an abortion on her.
Me and this prego slut so double hoovered last night! Also, I have placenta stains all over my bed.
by Pooper123123 January 03, 2009
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Mood Hoover

Someone who sucks the soul out of you and not in a good way.

Drains you of all positivity through their need to be negative and moody. If they aren't whinging they're not happy...which is the irony!
Here comes the mood Hoover, I wonder what they have to whinge about today.
by admicu September 01, 2016
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hoover maneuver

1. An abortion;

2. Giving someone a hickie;

3. Accidentally sucking in and breaking something with a vacuum cleaner;

4. Attempting to blackmail someone back into a romantic relationship with threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. Often associated with Borderline Personality Disorder. A hoover ;

5. When a company outsources your job to a country outside of the United States to save money;

6. Oral stimulation of the penis, vagina, or rectum. A blowjob;

7. Purposely taking advantage of others by borrowing things and not returning them.
1. I got her pregnant. Cost me $750 for the hoover maneuver and $100 for roses. Beats child support every time.
2. If you go out with Justin, wear a turtle neck to protect yourself from the hoover maneuver. A stun gun will help, too.
3. I shredded the lamp cord – sorry mom – bad hoover maneuver. Next time, maybe you should do the vacuuming.
4. My BPD ex-girlfriend tried a hoover maneuver – said she would kill herself if I didn’t go back with her. WTF?
5. IBM used a hoover maneuver to relocate my job to India. Think I'll move there to get it back.
6. On my birthday I asked for a hoover maneuver. I got an upright model. Primo!
7. Marcus acquired all his lawn tools using the hoover maneuver. I asked him if he wanted to borrow my wife.
by wiki-dude September 16, 2010
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