honest

What everyone wants you to be, but no one wants to hear

Girl: Come on! Be honest am I fat?

Guy: Fine, honestly your fat.

Girl: Wtf is wrong with you faggot? I fucking hate you.

by Jersey Kid February 2, 2008

Brutal Honesty

Tactless, hurtful, candid openess completely disregarding another’s feelings, hopes, dreams, or desires.

Boy says to Girl with Brutal Honesty on the day before Valentine’s Day: “I have to say no. I’m not ready to meet your kid right now. And tomorrow is also Valentine’s Day--I’m not there yet.”

by SparklingHoneysuckle February 14, 2010

honestly, fuck it

A term used by me when really pissed about something and not caring anymore.

'Hey, it's time to go'.
'Not now, later'.
'Honestly, fuck it!'

by A B Z May 9, 2008

horseshoe sandwich

an open-face sandwich that originates Springfield Illinois. It consists of Texas toast, covered in meat (usually beef), freedom (french) fries and then cheese sauce (traditionally Welsh Rarebit cheese sauce but chedder or american cheese sauce is just as good) The fries and cheese layeres can be switched in order as they usually ooze togethor anyway.

The horseshoe sandwich is a must have in central Illinois. If you want a half order, call it a ponyshoe

by northendwhitetrash March 28, 2007

Honesdale

Honesdale; A place where Bush is the best beer and Wal-Mart is the only source of entertainment. Nothing really important happens here and almost everyone is on some kind of drug.

"Lets drink some Bush and go play hide-and-go-seek in Wal-Mart!" - Honesdale People

by Roflcopterlolz March 14, 2009

the horseshoe

1)a complicated sexual act which involves one man and two women in which the man attaches a strap-on and faces it backwards, positioning one woman in the front and one in the back, rocking to and fro thus enabling the pleasuring of two women at once
2)the name is derived from the plight of modern society, or male-pattern baldness, in which a man suffers from the lack of hair in the front and on top; thus, creating a horse shoe shape of hair on the head (e.g., my father Reggie).
3) If lacking a strap on, a frozen banana clinched between the buttocks will suffice.

Those two dirty sluts let me put them in the horse shoe! Holla!

by C-$ AKA C-Murder November 13, 2003

Brutal Honesty

When one is completely, totally honest in their opinion when asked for it. Often these opinions aren't sugar-coated like that of the regular "honest" person.

Mary: Chole, do you think Johnny and I are ready for marriage?
Chloe: You've only known each other for three months. You'd be marrying what most people consider acquaintances. Take your time.
Mary: You're such a bitch Chloe, why did I even ask? You don't always have to use brutal honesty!

Fred: (wearing old, tattered shoes) Do you think I should get new shoes?
Bill: Yeah, those are getting pretty out of shape Fred.

by ethicalobstinacy December 16, 2015