homer anthony strickland the third

A hentai loving asian whose legendary for fapping over 72 hours before collapsing from over exertion

Have you heard about Homer Anthony Strickland the third? He's a legend in a league of his own.

by Deadpooliotheamazing November 14, 2014

sister hopper

A person who dates one sister but breaks up with them and then later on dates the other sister.

Dude you're such a fucking sister hopper!!

by Sky1698 August 17, 2017

Crocodile Humper

An Australian person that nobody likes.

Bro, you see that guy with the annoying accent over there?
Yeah, hes a crocodile humper

by Oorwlly January 20, 2023

hopper

young street level drug dealer

I know the cops are gone because the hoppers are back out.

by Jim King September 23, 2005

guitar humper

Noun: Typically a lead guitarist who appears to be copulating with his instrument whilst playing it.

That Ben Allison is a real guitar humper when he gets on stage.

by The Roan December 12, 2004

hipster-hopper

A hipster who primarily listens to underground/experimental hip-hop (usually along with IDM, trip-hop and dubstep; often along with some mainstream hip-hop as well).
Often wears retro Nike trainers, gold chains (often comically oversized under the pretense of irony), wide-framed glasses (even if they don't need them to see) and skinny jeans. Also known to sport unusual haircuts, including afros, mohawks and buzz cuts.
Usually, Caucasian or East Asian, but often also black or mixed race. Regardless of race, always overuses supposedly "street" slang such as "dope", "ill", "sick" and "wack".

Hipster-hoppers typically listen to such artists as J Dilla, MF DOOM, Aesop Rock, Flying Lotus and those associated with anticon.

by HallOfMirrors June 6, 2009

rug humper

1. when humping a rug on a floor because its more attractive then the yeast factory your wife has between her legs

2. when youre so hard up for pussy but such a loser you cant get any, you resort to humping cats claw carpet towers

3. rug buned dick

hey ,, i was champion rug humper, the floor was use cause of my wifes yeast factory was brutally stanky

wow,,, rug humping this cats claw tower sure is cool and i dont have to get out of my chair

my dick hurts ,, its rug burned

by Dpcx Alpha Male August 26, 2009