HoverRound

An extremely useful device for handicapped people or pirates. It is used to ride around on much like a motorized wheelchair.

"Man, I was at WalMart today and a pirate rode up to me on a HoverRound and yelled 'FUCK!!!' at me."

by Pr0ph3t March 28, 2003

homer simpson

this guy is THE GREATEST guy ever

mmmmmm... forbidden dohnuts

I am evil homer, I am evil homer

by number 1 haggis by the way March 31, 2005

Homewreker

One who comes into your life, and screws it all up. This involves stealing your boyfriend/girlfriend, puppy, your friends, until they pretty much take over your entire life.

Colleen is a homewreker

by Frankieieie April 3, 2010

homerball

A gift that is of higher interest to the gifter than to the giftee, perhaps given with the intent to yoink it for oneself at a later time.
See: The Simpsons, season 1, episode 9 production code 7G11; "Life in the Fast Lane"

Husband: Happy birthday, Wife! Enjoy your new golf clubs.
Wife: Thanks for the homerball, jackass.

by supermo May 4, 2008

Homewrecker

A female who's goal in life is pursuing men in relationships, with the purpose of making them leave their significant other. These females usually have low self esteem and no morals. These whores usually never recieved any love from their own mother so they seek revenge on other females by stealing their man.

TANNICA SLANKARD was a homewrecker, she loves seducing married men.

by Revenge4Brokenpromises July 21, 2018

homer

A sports fan who picks his/her team to win, despite objective evidence to the contrary

Don't make your bets based on what Dick says, his picks are always ruled by homerism.

by Genius-at-Work January 10, 2009

Homewrecker

A woman who walks in to a family and is completely okay with destroying it. One who manipulates the man into believing that she is what is best for him and his children. A slimy, heartless, black souled whore who brags about going from city to city sleeping with men. She must know their cock size and whether they are good in bed so as to not "waste her time". Generally just look for the name Makenzie.

The woman is a homewrecker because she thinks that a man leaving his wife and children for her is acceptable.

by Fight me bitch. March 24, 2019