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The most perfect Girls in the world. They do everything right and are perfect, flawless, amazing great in bed, sexy and can make you go crazy. They can do anything they want because they are just perfect. Dont mess with thme cause they will attack both physical and verbally. They have never lost a fight.. you know why? cause there perfect!
Do you know Lauren and Jess Homsey?
Yeah! there perfect!
by wowcool92 January 19, 2011
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hoile

Hoile's tend to be the best people in the world. they hold the best parties and cook the best food. If your surname is Hoile then it is an honour not only is it weird but it's unique.
Guy 1: Who is she?!

Guy 2: She is well nice but way out of your league!

Guy 1: AHHH well she is so hot she is such a Hoile!

Guy 2: Wipe the drool off your chin mate
by SuchaDarren! October 23, 2020
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Hoisted by my own petard

To be foiled by your own advantage(i.e., explosives prematurely explode).

The history of the phrase comes from the uses of a petard in a seige (a petard is a volitile early explosive capable of bringing down castle walls). To be hoisted is to be lifted or sent up, which is generally what would happen to you if you were near a petard when it goes off (and that's if you got off lucky).

The term, "Hoisted on my own petard" is incorrect (unless of course you were pulled up while on a petard, but that'd be clinicly stupid) in that the meaning is altered. This bastardization is built upon the assumtion that a petard is a spear.
Sergeant- "Did you plant all the claymores Corporal Johnson?"
Corporal- "Yes sir."
Sergeant- "Where did you plant them."
Corporal- *Looks around shiftily* "Ummmm..."
Sergeant- "You don't know do you?"
Corporal- "No."
Sergeant- "Hoisted by my own petard."

Synonym- see clusterfuck
by ArKainicW July 9, 2010
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Heisenbro Uncertainty Principle

Combination of "Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle" and "bro." A bro cannot be both a bro and a boyfriend/husband at the same time. If he's with other bros, he acts one way: usually vulgar and rude. If he's with his girlfriend/wife, he acts another way: sweet and charming. He can never act exactly like a bro if he is with both bros and his girlfriend or wife.
One often observes the Heisenbro Uncertainty Principle at weddings.
by Ae5Ea8 March 2, 2015
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homsegud

Homsegud is a god for all the Homses in the world. It is one god named Raphael and a Godess named Puma. This god is the god for the religion Homsolikken.

This is a religion who accept very much.
Let's join the Homsolikk! We'll get respected and accepted there. 8D The homsegud is great!
by Aian and Puma October 5, 2007
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Hoist

When someone has asked you if you lift and the only way you can reply is by saying "i don't lift i hoist"
When your being told a joke and they dont get it, you ask if they hoist...
by DO YOU LIFT? May 8, 2013
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heisey

Having ones nuts in a vice. When ones girlfriend will not allow guy to particpate in guy activities, namely drinking and more drinking because she is not involved.
Man, my girlfriend totally heiseyed me last night...
by p.b.d. April 27, 2005
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