heated meat beater

When a girl gives a dry handjob.

Guy 1: My penis is so sore and irritated.
Guy 2: Dude, she gave you a heated meat beater!

by doobersmacker August 5, 2010

Heated fart

A heated fart is the action of farting directly into a wall mounted electric heater turned up to maximum temperature. The fan in the heater will accelerate the dispersal of the fart. If done properly you should be able to clear out a room. This also has the added benefit of burning off the dust clinging to the electric heating elements in the summer, adding a burning dust fragrance and fire prevention.

"Why are you bent over in front of the heater Johnson!......... and why does it smell like hot Garbage?!"
"Oh just launching my post dinner heated fart"

by Boatman1912 April 14, 2015

hoate

N. location, upon returning to which a traveller experiences mixed feelings of familiarity, comfort, belongings, seething resentment and scalding black bleed-your-eyes-out venom,

I think I'm finally back hoate.

by JAkub K. July 16, 2017

Hooted

HIGH AS FUUUUUUCKKK

“Why’re you laughing so much? It’s cause you’re hooted!”

by Itsbillybadasss September 26, 2019

hated

Any object or situation that is intensely disliked as a whole.
There is a subtle difference between using "hated" in this way, and in the traditional use "it is hated (by many)". In this case, "Hated" is used like the word "Hateful".
It's often used by itself, or as a one-word reply.

"I saw a cockroach run up the wall! Hated."

"I got pulled over today...."
"Ahhh.. Cops. Hated." (The person is sympathizing with the one who got pulled over by saying how much he hates cops too.)

by EmptyLighter July 21, 2007

Hated

Me

Hated by me

by •softgirl•💌🧸🌸🐇🌧 August 23, 2019

Ya heated bro?

You angry bro?
You mad bro?

Matthew: Yo dis kid last night tried to jump me.
Andrew: Ya heated Bro?

by Kartilic February 5, 2010