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kill-a-hooker money

celebrities who have entirely too much money that they can get away with anything.

ie. killing a hooker
OJ Simpson...we all know he got away with murder...

wanda sykes: i had some of my broke friends over so i got some good deals...
jay leno: you mean you dont have kill-a-hooker money??
wanda sykes: nope..

"oprah doesnt need to worry about anything ever 'cause she has kill-a-hooker money!!"
by anni411 January 30, 2007
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Hooker with a penis

"Hooker With a Penis" is Maynard's reaction to a teenage boy who accused him of "selling out".
by Kel June 3, 2004
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dead hooker

Riding in the trunk of someone's car due to lack of room.
Erika's tiniest, she gets to ride dead hooker.
by mei0023 April 6, 2005
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Hooker Face

The morning after you wake up from a night of partying still wearing your makeup and reeking of alcohol. Normally, your makeup has been smeared, and you look like a hooker at the end of a long night.
Tom's party was great last night! I woke up with a massive case of hooker face this morning.
by Atrsoco7584 March 15, 2009
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hoakey

Something that is corny, cheesey or obviously lame.
See also: hokey, lame, crappy
by Dank09 December 19, 2003
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Hooker pissed

hooker pissed (hook-er_piss-ed) verb.
to reach the point of intoxication where you lose all ability to think rationally, are released from all inhibitions, and your vision becomes to blurred you can no longer read your moral compass.
Origin; This slang is thought to have originated circa 185 B.C when it was law that if you were caught canoodleing with a prostitute you could be sentence to death by stoning. When a man became so inebriated that he disregarded the consequences and purchased the services of a prostitute, he was said to be "hooker pissed"
"In Drumheller I was so hooker pissed I misplaced my clothing"
"Either he cannot stand up or he is purposely laying on that very homely women, he must be hooker pissed."
by MB1102 August 14, 2008
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Honker Bonkers

Big voluptuous boobies
Soft and squishy

Just perfectly large titties
Jack- "Jesus those are some huge titties. I just wanna suck on those honker bonkers."
by The prettiest demigirl September 11, 2021
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