Holy Shit Balls Mother Fucker 

An exclamation used in extremely shocking circumstances. These words can be used on their own or in groups to express feeling towards something, but have greatest effectiveness when all five are used together. When using this expression, your friends will automadically know the extent of your state of shock! "Holy shit balls mother fucker" can be used in times of very good or very bad news. This Expression became popular at Trent University and was started by accident when a student named Sarah found out how much she hated Chemistry.

"Hey, are you having some chem trouble? How's the assignment coming along?"

"Holy shit balls mother FUCKER! :'( I have no idea how to do THIS!!! "

"And the winner is... Sarah _____"

"HOLY SHIT BALLS MOTHER FUCKER!!! :D "

Holy Shit Balls Mother Fucker by Intertia Longer January 5, 2010

Holy Snapping Assholes 

An exclamation, like Holy Shit, or Holy Crap, usually spoken to express surprise, pain, pleasure, etc.

Beth checked her ticket and exclaimed, "Holy Snapping Assholes! I just won the lottery!"

John hit his thumb with a hammer and shouted, "Holy Snapping Assholes, that hurt!"

Holy Snapping Assholes by Hiccup August 2, 2006

Holy Shit Grip 

The handles located in a vehicle that you grasp, usually while proclaiming "Holy SHIT!" at the top of your lungs. Whether or not there is actually any impending danger is irrelevant.

See Oh shit handle or oh shit bar for slightly different examples.

"Holy SHIT did you see that guy?? I had to go for the holy shit grip to support me in my moment of disbelief!"

Holy Shit Grip by Scott-tron 9001 December 11, 2006

Holy Trainer 

A device like a dick cage but worse. Used as a BDSM type of Toy, The male's shaft is coated in hard plastic, & upon getting a boner, the penis will simply fill the trainer.

"Wife just locked me in a Holy Trainer. What do?"

Holy Trainer by AkatsukiSwag May 31, 2015

holy feces 

It is a polite way to say holy shit

Person1: *does a kickflip*
Person2: Holy feces! That was sick

holy feces by SkidderBop November 18, 2017

HOLY SLAPP 

This happened in 5,000,000,000,000 B.C when the ancient bass player davie504 in which this bass was brought up to him and he slapped it creating the universe of BASS, now only bass lives there now. And it is a power move used to kill people who put kiwi on pizza. they were NOT EPICO.

I will use my HOLY SLAPP against you

HOLY SLAPP by SLAPPER ST. PETER March 8, 2020

holy jizzknockers 

Used to express surprise or fear; or any other extreme emotion.

Cretin 1: did you hear that 'The Big OC' ragged that ho so hard her ring split?

Cretin 2: Holy jizzknockers! He is one savage bastard!

holy jizzknockers by Bigbadsolutions December 26, 2020