DEIversity Hire

Fat, ugly, chick hired to present TV shows instead of proper “auto-cuties.” Or a tranny.

As she struck another blow for the sisterhood, DEIversity hire, Gargantua, couldn’t understand her paucity of ratings. Or soap.

by Maggie T November 24, 2025

DEI Hire

An unqualified person you only hired because they are your relative, an in-law, a frat brother, or are the child of a business partner.

Joe's DEI Hire Biff needs help operating a stapler.

by cb757 February 5, 2025

ICU hires

Ideological, Counterproductive, Unqualified hires.

Political nepotism is back with ICU hires, to assure the government is completely dysfunctional. They have purged the government of highly qualified and successful people. They are now going for ICU hires to assure that no possible good will come from the government.

by mlhiss March 19, 2025

Ted Cruz hire

(n.) An employee who nobody likes to work with, nobody enjoys to be around but for whatever reason one or a few very powerful people want them there anyway.

Well, the Ted Cruz hire finally got caught stealing from the employee fridge but even then nothing will be done about it.

by arf79 June 6, 2024

to hire a mexican

When you’re playing forT and you purchase an NPC with in-game currency, known as gold.

“Bro, why did you get a G Wagon? Is it bc you got your pants saggin’?”

“I’m about to hire a Mexican for the space aspect.”

by nonnopopolo June 26, 2024

DEI Hire

HA! I was going to go there but it seems like low-hanging fruit! Haha!

Hym "AND! I knew you would use DEI hire to invalidate or undermine everything else I said! That was on MY bingo card! That IIIIIIS... Hilarious!"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2024

DUI-Hire

A term used to describe both:

A hiring decision perceived as impaired or flawed, suggesting that the decision-makers were "under the influence" of biases or external pressures, leading to the selection of an unqualified or controversial candidate.

The individual who has been hired through such a process, implying they may lack the necessary qualifications or have a controversial background.

Pete Hegseth running a Signal chat fiasco where sensitive military plans were inadvertently shared with a journalist, exemplifies a classic DUI-Hire.

by skeletorio April 10, 2025