Hezzie

Hezzie's are powerful sex machines that consistently perform well and never let you down. Not a very original bunch, they stick to what they are good at, Sex, Coffee and Dota, Somtimes at the same time, its known as the Hezzie-3-way and 70% of the time leaves one of the participating members comatose. in 2013 a Hezzie was the first human to break the sound barrier during sexual intercourse, it was a great day for humanity.

Woman: Doctor, Is it a boy or a girl?
Doctor: I think its a hezzie...
Woman: OMG! How do you know for sure?
Doctor: Its got the largest penis I have ever seen on a baby! Only a Hezzie would have a 7 inch dick at birth!
Woman: Thats amazing! quick call my husband, tell him we have a Hezzie in the family!

by The_real_Hezzie April 19, 2016

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hizzouse

From the latin "his house." (hiz-hous; unstressed hiz). Once a phrase used to show possession (the pronoun, his, being the possessive form of he), now a slang term co-opted from the negro culture by white, mentally challenged, suburbanite adolescent males. Interestingly enough, when used in the slang form, "hizzouse" retains the adjective, verb, and noun forms of "house."

-adj.
Hizzouse Paint, Hizzouse Salad Dressing.

-verb
The warehouse hizzouses 10,000 Charles Bronson action figures.

-noun
Sinbad brought the hizzouse down.
I'm going to the vaudeville hizzouse.

It is important to note that while "hizzouse" retains its noun form, it is never acceptable to refer to one half of a bicameral legislature as "The Hizzouse of Representatives" unless one finds oneself in a Chris Rock film. Although that rule stands, referring to oneself as "the Speaker of the Hizzouse" is acceptable, if not encouraged.

by surlypatches April 23, 2008

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