Non-Heterosexual Homophobe

someone who identifies as gay but also hates gay people

wow mikey is such a Non-Heterosexual homophobe

by SomethingRandom9 March 9, 2021

Heterohomo

A gay guy who only goes for straight guys.

When a gay guy continually hits on straight guys, while completely ignoring other gay guys.

Jane: Jim is such a Heterohomo. He has asked every straight guy here out on a date, and hasn't talked to one gay person.

by bronerpopper October 20, 2009

heterosexist

anything that presumes that people are straight...instead of saying a guy and a girl you could just say partners or something

Most of the material on this website is heterosexist :-(

by nose April 28, 2003

heterosexual i.d.

A theoretical form of identification issued to heterosexuals (mostly males) which can be revoked if the person acts sufficiently "gay". This doesnt really apply to people who know they're gay, because they wouldnt want the ID.

"Dude if you touch his balls one more time i'm gonna have to revoke your heterosexual i.d. card.

by Notorious R.E.D. February 7, 2007

heteronormal

A fancy term for someone who follows a societies gender whether they're not really straight and are fearing they wont fit in or are a normal, straight man or woman.

Steven was a heteronormal neurotypical, a man in society who is considered very normal. Also know as a straight normal individual.

by iamagoon February 16, 2014

I am a heterosexual

Something no heterosexual has ever said.

Bob: "I am a heterosexual."
Jim: "He's definitely gay."

by shapiro_slayer_69 October 7, 2019

Heterosexual

One who is sexually attracted to their opposite gender. Basically what God or Yahweh or Buddha or Brahman or Tom Cruise put us on the world to be.

"I am a heterosexual male and I like pussy!"

by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018