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Heft

Hefting is a night-time sport played in dormitories and other communal sleeping places (tents, hostels, etc.). Once the lights are out, a player leves their own bed to attack another person by wrestling the victim (Heftee) on their bed; whoever is on-top when the lights are switched on wins. Due to this, a Heft must be conducted when the lights are out. If the Heftee ends up on-top, they win the Heft.
A "Flying Heft" is conducted by jumping from a top bunk-bed straight onto a heftee's bed.
An "Owen" is a mis-Heft caused by two or more people simultaneously attempting to Heft another whilst, unbeknownst due to the darkness, that person is already Hefting someone else, and the two luckless Hefters end up unwittingly Hefting each other insead.
I got Hefted in my sleep
by LiteraryDitch April 10, 2009
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hetty

noun, adjective

sometimes used in the gay community to describe breeders (see: heterosexual) while doing something stereotypically heterosexual - man acting masculine, girl overly flirtatious with a male.
Jamie: "There are so many hetty's coming to the club tonight"
Jordan: "Dammit, I can never tell with some of them"

" I hope I don't hit on a hetty when I get drunk"

"Man, you are such a hetty... gosh."

I wish that hetty would stop hitting on my girlfriend.... doesn't he know shes a lesbian?
by Elisabethe November 14, 2006
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hoftyzer

he was a real hoftyzer
by Quincy Bagel February 10, 2019
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whoomp! ∫hftytdtrdrtghcftdryffy7yf6t7t68
by G-NOOB-IRL May 3, 2021
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Dirty Herty

A disgustingly run-down house that has rent so cheap you can't complain. Typically for large groups of college students. Landowner may or may not be the sketchiest guy you know.
Person 1: Man, I don't know what I'm gonna do after highschool.

Person 2: Get a Dirty Herty with me and the gang. We'll figure it out.
by Zoe Pirate January 27, 2021
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hesty

A word mixed with "hasty" and "testy".
Don't be so hesty!
by CIJ August 12, 2008
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Henty

something or someone who is simply amazing that you can't find the words to describe. The description adds to every positive, uplifting word found in the dictionary.
The sunset was simply henty amazing tonight!
by tiffnh November 11, 2013
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