Hesperia

If there was a hell this town would be the gate way. Most of the IE or 909 is a better and safer place to live because all the trash sold their average houses and moved to a new 3500 sqf track home in Hesteria opps I mean Hesperia.

My property value in Corona went up 37% when all my trash neighbors move to Hesperia.

by just plain had enough September 19, 2009

hangover helper

The cure to the common hangover, and a monster of a breakfast sandwich. Comprised of bacon, sausage, ham, eggs, and cheese heeped onto an enormous hard roll. Also a good source of the vitamin cholesterol.

Got a hangover? Well head on down to your local deli and ask for new Hangover Helper and watch your headache vanish. (Side effects include, but are not limited to: upset stomache, dhiarria, gutteral bulge, and heart attacks)

by captain phoenix May 10, 2006

Santa's little helper

cocaine; Santa is certainly familiar with snow if he can run around to all those houses in one night.

I couldn't feel my face after all that Santa's little helper. I could touch it, but couldn't feel it.

by jburke524 September 19, 2011

heater

I believe in common usage that heater is a term now applied to all firearms, not only fully automatic firearms.

by jgpixfed October 20, 2003

street heater

A great vehicle. A cool ride, usually heavily customized or unique. A vehicle that turns heads. Derived from the TV show Street Heaters which showcases customized vehicles.
did you see that ride ...damn thats a streetheater

did you see that ride ...damn thats a street heater.// Hey why don't you hook you ride up make it a street heater?// i wish i had a street heater i'd be getting all the honeys.

by Jeff Dugan February 14, 2005

Texas Helper

A lightweight, ornamental chain linking a Prince Albert to a perineum (or "taint") piercing. Texas Helpers can provide the support and guidance needed when making use of the areas surrounding these types of piercing.

I can't count how many times my Texas Helper has helped me navigate out of a sticky situation.

by trön June 13, 2017

dixie cup heater

When you are taking a dump and your butthole is burning so much that you need to take a dixie cup, fill it with water, and pour it down your back so that it cools your butthole and taint.

After too many taco's at lunch Mike had to take a dump and needed a dixie cup heater to cool things down.

by whatsupchief November 13, 2009