Turtle heading

When you have to take a poo ... Really bad, but don't have access to a bathroom. The poo pokes out of your butthole as you try to sqeeze it back in so you don't shit your pants. Much like the way a turtles head peeks in and out of it's shell.
Often you can tell if one is turtle heading because they will walk funny, from the effort it takes to keep from shitting their pants

Dude1: wow look that guy is walking funny!!
Dude2: hahaha yeah he's definitely turtle heading !!!

by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2014

Pre-heating

First step of three in beer pong leading to being "on fire"
After making one cup, a person may say I am pre-heating. If he makes their next shot, he will be "heating up." And if he make their next shot after that, he are "on fire"
Coined by the famous Marshall Finkelstein.

Marshall: Yo it's my first shot of the game and am already pre-heating.
Ian: Bro so am I!
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Christian: Pre-heating muthafuckaaaaaaaaaaaa

by Upstanding Citizen 331 December 4, 2011

hearing AIDS

What you might get if you have unprotected phone sex.

"What? I can't hear you. Let me turn up my hearing AIDS."

by Jack324 November 24, 2007

Heming

The act of promoting cultural identity

Michael jackson was heming his whole life

by Hemcloth July 23, 2016

healing smile

nakamoto yuta ♡︎

"do u know who has the most contagious and prettiest smile that can literally light up someone's day and also has the nickname healing smile ?

its nakamoto yuta !! his healing smile always light me up <3 .

by @qsh <3 November 13, 2021

pre-heating

The preparation of 420. Such as the loading of a bowl, rolling of a joint or blunt, or preparing whatever piece one may have. The process of preparing to get baked.

Steven: What are you doing right now?
Sarah: I am pre-heating in my car.

Steven: I'll meet you to get baked in a few.

by Slk16 February 5, 2015

luke hemmings

socks lookalike

have u seen sock?

yes!! luke hemmings dupe!!

by calumpapii April 17, 2023