Hawk Harrelson

THE most annoying announcer, not just in baseball but in all of sports. Has coined some catchphrases so lame that they would even embarrass that fool Stuart Scott. Phrases such as "grab some bench" and "he gone". Wow, what a wordsmith you are, "Hawk". Gee Hawk, why don't you tell us about your awesome .239 career batting average, and how you gave up baseball to be a failure as a professional golfer.

Hawk Harrelson sucks so bad that he could be on ESPN.

by The Slow Kid October 5, 2007

Hawk Harrelson

A homer of an announcer who would immediately complain on close calls against the White Sox by umpiring crews but says "thank you very much" towards blown calls in favor of the Sox.

Other "Hawk" Quotes
*AND THIS BALLGAME IS OVAH!!!!
*Duck snort
*Duck fart
*GAS

And the classic fan interference call...
*Never seen anything like that in my whole career, as a player coming up from Little League, to D-ball, to C-ball, to A-ball, to Triple-A, to the big leagues, never seen that. Well you still got three guys on the bases, they already called two of them out. … This is absolutely B.S…..Dadgum right this game’s gonna be played under protest. (6/24/07 vs Cubs – after double-play was reversed by the umpires after an interference call. The entire rant he would never mention the fact that Juan Uribe was in the direct path of Mark Derosa)

Hawk Harrelson: I just love when he goes back door
DJ: ...

by Liuetenant Dante Sitwell March 3, 2009

Jo Harvelle

A kick-ass female hunter on the show Supernatural. Lived with her Mom, Ellen at the Roadhouse until she decided that she wanted to go out hunting on her own. She carries around a knife that was her dad's William Anthony Harvelle. Jo's dad and John Winchester where friends and John had to shoot Bill after a demon attacked him and Ellen thinks that it was John's fault and she doesn't want her daughter to hunt or have anything to do with Dean. Jo was sort of childish when we first meet her becasue she thinks hunting is glamorous. She likes Dean and he likes her too but doesnt want her to get hurt. When Sam gets possesed he goes to Jo because the demon knows that Dean cares for Jo and that it will be hard for him to choose between Jo and Sam. Dean saves Jo and then Jo saves Dean from the water.
She is still out there hunting.
Jo is really the only girl Dean can have a relationship with because they have the same background.

Dean: Shoulda cleaned the pipes.
Jo: What?
Dean: The pipes they are dirty.
Jo: Shut up.

Dean sings REO Speedwagon even though he hates it becasue he can't get it out of his head. (it makes him think of Jo Harvelle)

by deansmistress22 February 11, 2009

amber hazel

A word to describe someone who smokes poop.

"did you know he smoked poop last night?"
"Yeah! He's such an amber hazel"

by Aptolpraidolweeds December 8, 2020

Hazel Tan

Hazel is basically a ginger and Chinese

That hazel Tan is so ginger and Chinese

by yoeeehhhh March 7, 2011

Harvelena

A ship name for 2 individual named harvey and Elena, this shit stands for forbidden romance and a beautiful relationship, Harvey was deeply in love with elena but elena did not like him after many online quizzes she realised he loves her after the million I told you sos by her bff nia she realises it and runs to harvey and kisses him and everyone gags and Elena vomits in his mouth because he has bad breath and he is such a basic harv hoe

Omg I can’t believe harvelena exists
I can;)

by HARVELENA4LYFE PLZ NEVER EXIST May 4, 2018

Hazelle

The bomb diggity!

Hazelle is the bomb diggity!

by Hazelle's stalker June 27, 2018