One handed chat

To engage in cybersex. More specifically, to type erotic chat with one hand while pleasuring oneself with the other hand.

Since she weighed 500 pounds in real life, Brenda only did the one handed chat with her many prospective boyfriends.

by Mike West 27 September 2, 2009

Uncle Hander's Workshop

That special place in your memory where your perverted uncle first introduced you to a good old fashioned hand job.

To this day I have never forgotten Uncle Hander's Workshop. I'm gonna have to rub one out.

by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2017

one-handed stir-fry

The act of sexual self pleasure utilising one hand. AKA: masturbating.

Dude, what did you do last night?
Nothing but a one-handed stir-fry.
Why?
My girl is still at her parents.

by SaltyKnob March 23, 2017

Larry Haney

Massive Cock (14 in) Can suck anyone off without stuttering

Is that Larry haney? Can he cum in my bed?

by yourniggatony March 27, 2019

Paul Haney

He is an ass hole if u r a girl watch him because he is watching u he has been caught watching porn in class like 4 times in all just stay away

I can’t believe I have horny Haney for com arts Paul Haney is a dick

by Ding dong wing Wong November 1, 2019

being handed the cranial drill

To be given the sole responsibility of an important task or mission. Usually, this applies to situations where an experienced master of their craft passes on the mantle to a rookie with little to no prior experience. This rookie is often attributed to be "built different".

Doctors rushed to get this very important patient to the operating table as quickly as possible. The top neurosurgeon at NYU Langone informed the others that the graduate student will be joining them. The others who collectively represented 200 years of experience, panicked as they argued that this wasn’t a place and time for a rookie to shadow them. “Oh, he won’t be shadowing us”, as the student was being handed the cranial drill.

by Hotwhip8 September 8, 2020

Gang Handed

Famously used by Kim Woodburn on the UK’s CBB (Celebrity Big Brother) television show.

To be gang handed to participate in or enable: ganging up on someone, bullying, inserting yourself in situations to over power and/or out number someone, to be apart of gang activity, to support authoritarianism, to support fascism, and to participate in organized crime.

“You girls are gang handed. Every time I have cross words with her you jump in.”

“The police knew what they did was wrong and instead tried to cover each other’s asses, so no one got justice. They’re gang handed.”

“Bullies love to strike in front of their gang handed supporters.”

by RenegadeStar December 2, 2020