Hakase

This word means "professor," in Japanese, but is usually used as a way to say "daddy" in a sexual sense.

"Yes Hakase Tsukuyama! Fuck me til' my pussy bleeds!"

by PapiCP January 12, 2021

hananenebrainrot

Tik tok user hananenebrainrot aka my favorite mutual is so swag and cool

Person 1: hey bestie have you heard of hananenebrainrot 😦⁉
Person 2: no who tf is that 😒
Person 1: we are not friends anymore get in the mf bin

by Hanakossexyhakujoudai March 27, 2021

Dirty Hansen

When you give a guy a handjob after you anal fist him

"Man Josh is nasty he wanted another dirty Hansen tonight that motherfucker needs Jesus"

by wacklers April 2, 2015

Jang Hanseo

Literally the best boy who carried the show. Loved by everyone <3

His character development was incredible and he deserved the best. Despite being abused by his half-brother, being in therapy since a young age, losing his family, and using drugs to cope he had golden retriever energy and loved his Vin Hyung.

Very smart and stylish (his 80's fit was iconic) despite presenting like a himbo.

Likes:
- his Vin hyung
- hockey
- praise and affection
- running Babel legally

Dislikes:
- Hanseok and Choi Myunghee
- being his brother's puppet
- skinship from people he's not close to
- his brother tormenting him

Overall, he's a lovable character that deserved to a happy life after his redemption arc, but the writers wanted to torture him so they just killed him off ffs

99.9% of the Vincenzo fans: Jang Hanseo was the best character. We need a second season where he's alive.

by originalsimp47 September 3, 2022

Chris Hansen

Somebody who wants you to take a seat. Right over there.

I’m chris hansen, we’re doing a story on adults that try to meet young teens online, and if you have anything else to say you can, otherwise you’re free to walk right out the door you came in.

by Boe Jiden, Faglover December 22, 2022

The Mitch Hansen Band

A band who writes songs about events that occur in the book Twilight. Most of which are funny and all are relevent.

"Did you read that book Twilight?
"Nah, I just listen to the Mitch Hansen Band. They pretty much explain the book."

by chknwengz August 4, 2008

Pull a Hansel

To go out and run up a tab, and mysteriously misplace/lose your wallet and make a friend cover your bill with promises of future payment

Friend 1."Hey the bill just arrived where did Jimmy go?"
Friend 2."Did He just pull a Hansel?"
Friend 1." He totally did!"

by DallasP From the 3 January 5, 2009