Hamster

A term used primarily to describe a person who looks like a confused hamster during intercourse.

"That girl was such a hamster last night- never again."

by Mahmsta November 11, 2011

Hamster

(noun)One who sells deli meat.

That hamster is cool.

by Joeee May 20, 2005

Hamstering

The Act of going into towns and begging for food until your packs and bags are full, similar to how a hamster stuffs it's cheeks with food

The term Hamstering was coined when starving German soldiers during world war 2 went to towns and begged for food until their packs were full of food

by Disgruntled Winnipeger February 15, 2005

Hamster

That tiny pet you have because you're a lonely fuck.

"I put my hamster in a sock and beat it on a desk for 5 minutes strait last night"
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by DADDY SKWOMP May 24, 2019

Hamster

A very throwable animal. Makes a really good baseball.

I’m going to throw my hamster

by Quincequines September 09, 2020

Hamster

Someone who lies, steals, and cheats. The rodent form of a tool, a douche bag, and idiot and a whore.

That girls annoys me so much, she is such a Hamster!!!

by JoeSchmidlap April 17, 2011

Hamster

(n) - A younger male that actively persues older women. The male version of a gerbil. A cougar's meal.

The hamster chose to go to more sophisticated bars in hopes of finding a cougar to take him home.

by Thetaters December 08, 2009