hamster

A person, usually in highschool, who wears any of the following: jansport polka dot backpacks, flare jeans, over-sized tennis shoes, those tube scarfs that are really fuzzy, ect. They can also wear Happy Bunny tees and shop at Claire's.

Hamsters kinda act like they're in middle school.

"Do you smell that gross vanilla perfume from Longs Drugs?"-Sally

"Oh yeah, I do. That must be that girl Christina. She's such a hamster"-Marvin

by Lil_name-masta February 23, 2009

hamster

your virginity; ur non sex life

" i dont know what happend, i was sitting in the kitchen, and the next thing i know.. i lost my hamster with my mom!"

by Elmo May 13, 2005

Hamster

Something retards say in Norway.
Have you smoked hamster?

Dude:So boys what did you do yesterday?
Retard:i smoked some hamster

by Kmustrus November 6, 2017

Hamster

A quickie from behind.

My girl and I were running late, but she let me hamster her while she was blow drying her hair.

by Dtray December 1, 2017

hamster

dem hairy niggas

Yoo look at that hamster

by G.W.Bnig December 4, 2017

hamster

a forbidden animal

i can never look at a hamster the same

by omgbeckyyy June 17, 2018

hamster

a small animal made of ham

my hamster looks like a pig

by burstinghi February 28, 2019