A small, redneck, trailer trash town in the middle of bum fuck egpyt that no one has ever heard of. It is filled with small trashy trailers and small breasted, tooth missing girls that ware XXL shirts to prom. He guys how graduted and still live in this shity town are on an intelligence level just above a monkey. He high school guys hunt ever day before school and the private schools are allowed them to bring guns to school. The african race has gangs which can fire a full clip of bullets and not hit a single person in a group of 20. At the local bars they no longer check IDs the count teeth, if you are missing atleast 2 you are allowed in. This town is wounderful if you like to hunt and do not want to fill threatened by the african american's ability to fire a gun. This is a great town if you like small towns where everyone knows everything about you, especially what you did last night. If you like privacy, i dont recommend living here.
person #1- "do you want to go to the bar tonight?"
Person #2- "i cant still got all my teeth."
Person #3- "well anyways, did you hear what happened last night."
Person #2- "i cant still got all my teeth."
Person #3- "well anyways, did you hear what happened last night."
by ShamedToBeFromHampton April 6, 2005
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What makes this a formal greeting while this is happening, neither one of the parties are supposed to mention or acknowledge that's happening because it would be considered Bad Manners for a gentleman to say to a lady " your wetter then a river right now"
What makes this a formal greeting while this is happening, neither one of the parties are supposed to mention or acknowledge that's happening because it would be considered Bad Manners for a gentleman to say to a lady " your wetter then a river right now"
" my lady, welcome to the Billingsley family mansion, to your right is sir Billingsley jr, this is his first time at a Gathering this big, would you mind showing him proper manners about the Hampton Handshake?"
" good evening sir Billingsley jr, I am Elizabeth"
"Nice to meet you Eliza... WAOH WHY is your hand on my dick right now!!!"
" How rude of you sir! Your no Billingsley, No gentleman has ever been so rude"
" good evening sir Billingsley jr, I am Elizabeth"
"Nice to meet you Eliza... WAOH WHY is your hand on my dick right now!!!"
" How rude of you sir! Your no Billingsley, No gentleman has ever been so rude"
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All the celebrities and rich cidiots have houses on Dune Road and hog up Ponquogue Beach in the summer with their expensive cars which they can't even drive like a normal person with.
Has middle-class people who actually live there in the winter as well as the summer too!
Home of the Boardy Barn.
Most of the public school kids are ether mexican or white, but neither know how to dress.
The most exciting thing in the entire town is a movie theater that barley plays popular new releases until after they come out on DVD.
All the celebrities and rich cidiots have houses on Dune Road and hog up Ponquogue Beach in the summer with their expensive cars which they can't even drive like a normal person with.
Has middle-class people who actually live there in the winter as well as the summer too!
Home of the Boardy Barn.
Most of the public school kids are ether mexican or white, but neither know how to dress.
The most exciting thing in the entire town is a movie theater that barley plays popular new releases until after they come out on DVD.
Jane: "Hey let's go to Hampton Bays!"
John: "Why? Hampton Bays is mad ghetto."
Jane: "Uhm no, that would be Riverhead if anyplace; there is no resemblance to any ghetto and especially not Harlem. Just snobby kids who probably go to Mercy and aren't great full for what they actually have."
John: "Why? Hampton Bays is mad ghetto."
Jane: "Uhm no, that would be Riverhead if anyplace; there is no resemblance to any ghetto and especially not Harlem. Just snobby kids who probably go to Mercy and aren't great full for what they actually have."
by lokij March 19, 2009
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