hamper pantilingus

The act of pretending to use someone's bathroom just to dig through their hamper to find dirty panties, then licking them.

I was over at my cousin Sharon's last night and couldn't resist doing a little hamper pantilingus.

by Trader1933 January 15, 2017

Dung Hampers

Underwear, boxers or knickers. Male or female.

"Johnny, are you alright?"

"No, Fred. I've just filled my dung hampers and the laundrette's closed"

by Tobias Nuge September 1, 2009

hamps

a word used in New Zealand to describe someone who is ugly or visually offensive.

-eh bro, look at that chick!
-ew eh cuz she's hamps as

by whaaaat01 March 18, 2011

Hampus

Such a daddy. He will make your world better with his beautiful laugh and funny jokes. You want a Hampus in your life.

"Hampus is one of a kind"

by mysteriet March 18, 2019

Hampton-Homeless

Referring to middle class New Yorkers

Jeffery: Check out my 8000 Square Foot Mansion in the Hamptons!!

Clarence: *sigh* All I own is my apartment...

(In this case, Clarence has demonstrated himself to be middle class, or Hampton-Homeless)

by Fook Yoo August 26, 2007

Visiting the Hamptons

Performing analingus in the middle of a blowjob. A well deserved rest for the dick-sucker while still giving your partner pleasure. Talented individuals will accompany a visit to the the Hamptons with a handjob. This is also known as a Rusty Trombone.

Person 1: mmmprgh mppph slurp mpphhh

Person 2: Good job, champ! While don't you take a breather and get to visiting the Hamptons?!

by Mr McFeely July 13, 2011

hamatito

some fucking retard nigga that says dumb stuff and is just all around retarded. He also has a giant forehead and glasses

this dude is a hamatito

by yuhjayde September 27, 2019