by Evangeline Downes April 18, 2008
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by MichinMaole October 21, 2018
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1) An elitist university where one would go to waste "$150,000 on an education you coulda got for a buck fifty in late fees at the public library."
2) The home of athletes who make others feel better about themselves and look especially talented.
2) The home of athletes who make others feel better about themselves and look especially talented.
"I just wasted 150,000 dollars last weekend in Vegas!"
"That sucks, but I went to Harvard and it took me four years."
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Harvard just played hockey against Cornell.
"That sucks, but I went to Harvard and it took me four years."
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Harvard just played hockey against Cornell.
by D H July 30, 2008
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I could teach you but I have to charge
Damn right it's better than yours
And they're like, it's better than yours
Harvard brings all the boys to the Yard
Damn right it's better than yours
And they're like, it's better than yours
Harvard brings all the boys to the Yard
by Mira Sorvino April 19, 2006
Get the Harvard mug.The University of Michigan Ann Arbor became a favored choice for bright Jewish students from New York in the 1920s and 1930s when the Ivy League schools had quotas restricting the number of Jews to be admitted. As a result, U-M gained the nickname "Harvard of the West," which became commonly parodied in reverse after John F. Kennedy referred to himself as "a graduate of the Michigan of the East, Harvard University" in his speech proposing the formation of the Peace Corps while on the front steps of the Michigan Union.
Since Michigan is known as the "Harvard of the West", you can buy a t-shirt in the Michigan bookstore that has "Harvard" in big letters, the Harvard school seal, and then underneath the words "The Michigan of the East".
by talkkie July 14, 2011
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Ira Jewberg donated $50 million in money stolen from the working man to Harvard Jewniversity to secure a spot for his rich, spoiled, transgender jew athlete 1/64th Native American kid so they can be a do nothing billionaire CEO and fuck over the rest of the world under the guise of making the world a better place. Meanwhile Asian Americans with perfect SAT scores and grades are being turned down right and left with no explanation.
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Yeah, when it was at Harvard, even though they were deuschebags and wouldn't let us drink we pulled the best trick known to college football on them. Go to www.harvardsucks.org.
Yeah, when it was at Harvard, even though they were deuschebags and wouldn't let us drink we pulled the best trick known to college football on them. Go to www.harvardsucks.org.
by bingham, bitches! (elihu yale) March 29, 2005
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