The Heisman

You and your woman are laying down (Like Spooning) and you have your right elbow on the mattress and right hand pressed against the side of your head and your left arm is sticking out….like the HEISMAN! AS YOU TEAR UP DAT AZZ

I picked up this chick last night and tore her ass up with the Heisman.

by B-da-UNIT September 26, 2007

Hairmare

Similar to having a nightmare that you are naked in front of everyone; a hairmare is a nightmare that your hair is out of control and a complete mullet/permed/reverse mohawk disaster.

Hey Jane, last night I had the worst hairmare ever. I was walking into Starbucks sporting a permed front and a rat tail in the back! Scary.

by sslove January 14, 2008

Karen hausman

The woman Ariana grande was talking about in “god is a woman”

I was just watching Karen hausman on TikTok,oh my god is she amazing and sexy

by Ruby d September 18, 2021

Huisman

Fun!

I had myself a big Huisman laugh!

by MisterHuisman February 11, 2010

the heisman

a sex move for a MMF threesome, one guy is getting fellatio while the other is fucking her doggy style, when the guy on his knees stiff arms the back of the girls head onto the other guys dick, while at the same time chugging a beer

"Dude we totally should give her the heisman tonight"

"I'm down, be sure we have the beer for it though"

by tuckernuts January 8, 2010

do the heisman on dat hoe

when offensive player Larodequs Smith puts his hand in defensive player Patrick Harvard's face causing him to fall on his head giving him a neck

whoa look at Larodequs he just did do the heisman on dat hoe

by Gumman May 21, 2007

Heisman

V. To hit or tackle someone to the ground in such a manner of a person who has won a Heisman trophy would.

N. A laudable hit or take

"Did you see that fight last week? Because Matt freaking Heismaned Steve right to the ground, It was sick!!!"

by thewisearmenian October 3, 2009