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haashy

a cute friend who is bubbly and looks innocent but deep down has very cursed thoughts. she will always have your back and is sweet as hell.
when things werent working out, i had to go and ask haashy for help
by 69420 dregs June 27, 2020
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Hakase

A cute Eight-year-old scientist/inventor with a love for sharks and chocolate.
Hakase Da-Nyan!
by j@mbo February 10, 2021
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haasil

haasil is so cool
by 85634524512qws October 31, 2021
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Haas Hall

A School full of super smart and condescending people. The best scholar in the building is Jackson Ray Cruise. This man has strawberry red hair, a lanky build, and a laugh more contageous than aids in Heritage High in Rogers.
Jack: I go to Haas Hall
Stacy: You must be very smart and attractive
Jack: Can't you tell by looking at me?
Stacy: Let's kiss
by Warm__ February 7, 2023
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brian halsey

A legendary author and high school teacher native to Cape May, New Jersey.

Some of his most famous works include ‘Snake Oil Salesman of the Week’ and ‘Of Gods and Gators’. He is famous for being sarcastic and not giving a single fuck about anything, and the world loves him for it.
Brian Halsey is my favorite teacher because his presence raises my seratonin levels.
by cage,nicholascage May 26, 2018
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Cool Story Hansel

Originally inspired by the movie Zoolander, this sarcastic phrase is used to respond to a story that lacks substance, or a story perceived to have no message.

The only way to redeem one's self after having been on the receiving end of this remark is to sarcastically reply "Thanks Olaf"
"... and it turns out that after I talked to her, she didn't actually know my friend."

"Cool Story Hansel!"

"Thanks, Olaf!"
by Branman515 May 4, 2007
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Haseeb

A man of great stature, his reputation precedes him. He is the boss of his life and world. A man who has mastered Tony Robins technique of "manifestation". A man who could also be known as "Top Gun" with the ladies.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Yo bro, where are all the ladies tonight?
Guy 2: Yeah, this club is dead, full of grenades!
Guy 1: Lets Haseeb this mofo and pull some chicks!

Example 2:

"See that chick over there, I haseebed her number a couple days ago, and Top Gunned her yesterday!"
by spiritoftony February 27, 2012
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