john hancock

when your getting on with your woman while she is on her period you pull out and try and write your name with the blood and dab it back in if you need more ink to print your name on her sheets to sign that you were there

i did the john hancock with lindsay and i had to put it back in a few times to spell my full name

by The king Friday September 17, 2013

Matt Hancock

To grope someone's arse like a drunk, horny fresher on the pull.

"Where's Boris?"
"He's Matt Hancocking Carrie instead of attending Cobra meetings

by MattHancock-VictorianGhost June 27, 2021

John Hancock

The act of of cumming on your partner's back during sexual intercourse, then signing it with a sharpie.

Last night I gave Jane the ol' John Hancock.

by Nav23 April 17, 2011

John Hancock

The act of dipping one's penis in ink or paint and then slapping someone in the face with the inked/painted penis and leaving one's mark.

Jason: Haha, look at Joey.
Brendan: I know, Derek gave him a nice John Hancock last night.

by It's Poop Again August 13, 2011

hamock

when a girl has huge tits, so hug that it would seem she would need a hamock to hold them up and not a bra

Alex: yo look at her tits

Aidan: yeh total hamock

by michelle dennet December 7, 2012

hancock

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1. Adjective
Hancock, named after the movie of the same name, staring Will Smith, with a budget of $150 million, and a box office pull of $629.4 million, released July 2, 2008, refers to a piece of media/event/person/animal/thing which goes against ones preconceived notions (prejudices) after further investigation. Specifically in surprising, unexpected, or weird ways.

2. Noun

To shove ones head up another's butt. Refer to "hancock" on urban dictionary for more information.

An example of hancock would be:

H:"That did not turn out how I thought it would."

J:"Yes, I agree it did not."

H:"Upon further investigation, that hancock was quite surprising, or unexpected."

J:"Some might say weird."
H:"It is of my belief that, that hancock, was quite hancock."

J:"Mine as well, it went against my preconceived notions (prejudices) on what it would entail."
H:"Much like the movie "Hancock"?"
J:"Yes indeed. Or other movies, such as "Ruby Sparks"."
H:"Or media/events/people/animals/things, for that matter."
J:"Indeed."
H:"...they look like a pretzel."

J:"Indeed."

by John & Hubert April 27, 2021

Hancock

a movie with Will Smith that made absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Friends: Hey, let's watch Hancock!
*see movie*
Me: Dude, that movie made no fucking sense! That's 2 hours of my life I'll never get back.

by Thinking is not a crime May 3, 2009