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L. Ron Hubby

A con-man husband who nickel and dimes his wife, requiring her to buy lots of stuff for him (typically money they don't have) in exchange for a minimal amount of unsatisfying sex. He also often keeps his wife secluded from the outside world in a cult-like fashion.
Jeez I totally want to take Linda out and show her what a good time is all about but her man is such an L. Ron Hubby.
by DreamReaper December 28, 2023
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L. Ron Hubby

A husband who nickel and dimes his wife, expecting her to pay him or buy him all kinds of stuff (often with money she doesn't have) in exchange for very minimal and unsatisfying sex. He also often keeps her secluded from the outside world in a cult-like fashion.

Name is derived from L. Ron Hubbard, who was the con man founder of the Church of Scientology, which is based on pseudoscience and requires followers to pay large sums of money in exchange for very minimal spiritual advice.
"Jeez, I really want to take Linda out and show her what a good time is all about, but she has such an L. Ron Hubby."

"I know his dick is like an E-meter, she paid him all that money, and it hardly moved at all!"
by DreamReaper December 28, 2023
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Ring hubby

I love my ring hubby so much!
by ImposterAsh July 14, 2023
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Hubby

A weird ass name for your husband
(Wtf is a hubby dude. People and their weird ass words)
My hubby is a dilf.
by BR4INz August 2, 2023
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Hubby day

Hubby day is the Monday after father’s day where you should (lovingly) point & laugh at your friends without present fathers.
Hey man, I made you a cake for Hubby Day! Happy Hubby Day!
by theveryfirstpeepee June 20, 2022
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Nubby Hubby

A charming, good looking man, that is considered husband material with missing appendages or fingers. Hence having nubs, therefore, making him a “Nubby Hubby”. Commonly known as a single man in the Indianapolis area who ghosts women on dating sites after giving them a nub rub. (See other definitions)
“Nubby hubby gave me some action tonight with his strong hand.”
by DaWrongBish January 21, 2022
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