Hessie

Awesome girl! There is no one else in the world like her. She has a great personality. Hard worker. Good mother and wife. Puts her family first. It is hard to get this one to loose her cool but when pushed far enough, knows how to take care of herself. Very easy to get along with. A true friend who will be there for you till the end.

Hessie is the coolest!

by Hesterp February 5, 2010

Hessian

Rocker, Stoner, F-dude or F-chick type.

Ok, Come on guys we all know the "Germanic Mercenary Fighters" definition but this is URBAN-DICTIONARY not Websters history class! If you don't know the Urban Meaning then leave it to the professionals.

This term was widely used during the 80s to denote a white-trash stoners or rockers and yes most of them did have dime-bags, mullets and AC-DC Tee-Shirts!

They typically listened to AC-DC, Van Halen, Bon Jovi and Early Metalica.

Dude! did you see all the hessians in the park playing Hackysack?

I saw a hessian with the sweetest Knee-High Moccasins. I need to get a pair of those babies.

by kuernodechivo January 20, 2010

Hesse Effekten

The feeling you get after eating a fast food meal at hesse...

Possible symptoms:
nausea.
stomach pain or cramping.
vomiting.
feeling fat.
Death.

I forcefully ate a burger and got Hesse Effekten, now I feel like I might die.

by Timmy lamm August 23, 2021

Hesser

Hesser can be either first or last name. Rarely given as a first name for male. Comes a long way from Chatti, Germanic tribe first century AD. Meaning stoic, honorable, passionate, elegant, and warrior. Who always does what is right – often to his detriment. He cares about people especially those in need.

German family known for their hard work, and being very proud.They put their family first, And love and care for others they take pride in their work.They honor the family name with dignity, respect, and pride.

The Hesser family is lovely.

by Rick321 November 22, 2021

Hesslink

1. The former Admin password for a school in Camden, ME. 2. The side effect for depression drugs also called dripping nausea sindrome. 3. A rusty hammer. 4. The earwax on headphones.

Jason scraped the hesslink off the headphones before using them.

by Billi January 25, 2005

Hessian

1) A person who is proud of being a fan of heavy metal music. A headbanger.

2) German soldiers from the state of Hesse who were hired by Britain to fight in the American Revolution

I was at a Slayer show last night and there were a lot of hessians there.

George Washington sure knew hoe to kick some Hessian ass!

by Slayer6669 July 7, 2010

Hesston

A rather small town just north of Wichita in Kansas, home to AGCO and Excel, both large corporations involving machinery.

Home to the Swathers, a most unique mascot (the only one of it's kind in the world), which, incredibly enough, looks pretty badass. Also home to the small Christian JuCO, Hesston College.

There are lots of non-bonnet wearing Mennonites.

Dan: What're you doing tonight?
Stan: Heading over to Hesston.
Dan: Oh, didn't they kick our ass in football last season?
Stan: Fuck yeah they did.

by livwashere October 5, 2008