Luke Hemmings

Sex god. He's def the most perfect human being and his beard and his FUCKING CURLY HAIR they're just perfect.
A man who said "fuck off toxic masculinity and gender rules"
A legend.
Lead singer of the band 5 Seconds of Summer (5sos)
He has an adorable dog named Petunia and a beautiful girlfriend (Sierra Deaton)
Stan Luke Hemmings and his mom Liz.
Stream Calm.
Masturbate with his photos.

Damn have you listen to Teeth? Luke's vocals are just fucking hot
"Yes Luke Hemmings is a rock god"

by Nonsaprei April 24, 2020

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Hem

Hem is the best person in any given friend group because they are the best in every way, especially better than anyone named William, Alex, or Isabella. Also a chick-magnet.

Hem is my best bf

by NotHem November 9, 2020

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Luke hemmings

luke hemmings is a literal god who fell from heaven into 5sos. Reasons why he is so perfect;

1. HAIR. Like every style looks so good on him
2. His VOOOIIIICCCCEEE gives me chills.

3. He is amazing in general.

Luke hemmings is so gorgeous it hurts.

by avathe5sosgirl November 30, 2020

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Hem

A gender neutral singular pronoun, a combination of her & him, or a truncation of them. Hems for gender neutral possessive.

As in: Look at that kid with the shaved head! Hem is really rocking that androgyny look!

by Callbee May 5, 2020

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hem-lock

A fabric-securing device to keep lecherous dudes from peeping up yer skirt.

When Mrs. Hart Berg was taken up in an airplane by Wilbur Wright, she had used a hem-lock ti maintain her modesty --- i.e., she'd tied her skirt with a rope to keep it from "revealingly" billowing during the windy journey. This prompted the hobble-skirt to be invented.

by QuacksO June 9, 2020

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hem of a garment

A slang term used by middle aged women to describe a foreskin.
Ex: Fun-mommy told me that the hem of a garment was the "tip of an uncircumcised penis"

by Nap bonaparte December 27, 2016

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