Headphone Mafia 

The guys in the production business who are plugged in to the laptop or desktop and working on graphic design or editing or transcribing and wearing headphones all day. They are impossible to get to pick up the phone or respond to questions unless you have eye contact.

"I don't know what the print is supposed to look like, let's give it to the headphone mafia and see what they come back with"

Headphone Mafia by mch3060 August 8, 2008

Headphone zombie 

A soldier of fortune for the undead army. Headphone zombies attack mostly young people and turn them into headphone zombies. With larger numbers, the zombies have safety, and usually win, unfortunately.

They are trying to take over, and let the machines win. The mind of a headphone zombie is artificial intelligence, and it's contagious!

Headphone zombie by Solid Mantis August 25, 2016

Headphone Syndrome 

When someone has thier headphones on and they are too friggin loud they have to yell to talk

1: Hey do you wanna go to the movies?

2:WHAT?

1. I said do you want to go to the movies?

2. I'M SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU WHAT?

1. Forget it man, you have a bad case of Headphone Syndrome

Headphone Syndrome by DizzyLizzy March 7, 2007

Hearphones 

Umbrella term for headphones and earphones. Basically something you plug into an ipod and hear music out of.

Also head+ear=hear

Without Hearphones:
Teacher: Take your headphones out.
Student: I don't have any on.
Teacher: Yes you do! *grabs earphones*
Students: OOOH! you mean my earphones? (insert trollface)
With Hearphones:
Teacher: Take your hearphones out.
Student: I don't... oh wait.

Hearphones by Legen.... wait for it... DARY November 8, 2011

Put your plug in my headphone jack 

This is also known as computer or technology sex

Ooh I put your plug in my headphone jack . Oof You made a computer pregnant and now she gave birth to USB Drive. You sick bastard

Put your plug in my headphone jack by one_sexy_mother_fucker_69 January 27, 2019

Heebphones 

When a Jew is too cheap to buy normal headphones, they resort to using vintage or old fashioned cans.

Sometimes the pair can be found at home, usually with a stereo receiver that has an 8 track, turn table and am/fm stereo mode on it. The wiring for the phones also has 1/4" plug for said receiver.

Heebphones can also be be a relative's old pair.

Often times they're given as gifts.

If not found within the house, they are found in a thrift store because no real store sells big stereo head sets anymore, and a Jew can perhaps get a better deal on them (talk the cashier down) at thrift stores. At the rare chance the phones are bought in an electonic store, they were extremely cheap.

Note: these are not to be confused with the new "Noise Cancelling Headphones". This type of headphones WERE the original set!

Example 1: At Chanaka, Shmuey was so excited at seeing a big box given to him by his parents, he mistook the headphones for something else. Upon opening the box, Shmuey let his disapointment known.

Shmuey: "It is! It is! Oh, Heebphones"

Example 2: Person A - "Listen, David, I don't care if those Nova 10s you found in your basement are the bees knees. Stop being a Jew and using your Heebphones. Go out and buy an updated set."

Heebphones by Stalker Patches September 25, 2010

Headphone Hercules 

Cocky prepubescent kid who has nothing better to do (i.e. homework, mow the lawn) than talk tough during online games. Usually involves threat of violence against the shins and ankles in midget style combat.

Obvious by the shrill, almost fairy-like quality of the voice.

Hercules: in the soft voice of a child "I'll fucking break your legs if I ever see you!"

Gamer: "Keep it up Headphone Hercules and I'll tell your mother to cancel your X-Box membership"

Headphone Hercules by Bdamn January 16, 2011