When a Jew is too cheap to buy normal headphones, they resort to using vintage or old fashioned cans.
Sometimes the pair can be found at home, usually with a stereo receiver that has an 8 track, turn table and am/fm stereo mode on it. The wiring for the phones also has 1/4" plug for said receiver.
Heebphones can also be be a relative's old pair.
Often times they're given as gifts.
If not found within the house, they are found in a thrift store because no real store sells big stereo head sets anymore, and a Jew can perhaps get a better deal on them (talk the cashier down) at thrift stores. At the rare chance the phones are bought in an electonic store, they were extremely cheap.
Note: these are not to be confused with the new "Noise Cancelling Headphones". This type of headphones WERE the original set!
Sometimes the pair can be found at home, usually with a stereo receiver that has an 8 track, turn table and am/fm stereo mode on it. The wiring for the phones also has 1/4" plug for said receiver.
Heebphones can also be be a relative's old pair.
Often times they're given as gifts.
If not found within the house, they are found in a thrift store because no real store sells big stereo head sets anymore, and a Jew can perhaps get a better deal on them (talk the cashier down) at thrift stores. At the rare chance the phones are bought in an electonic store, they were extremely cheap.
Note: these are not to be confused with the new "Noise Cancelling Headphones". This type of headphones WERE the original set!
Example 1: At Chanaka, Shmuey was so excited at seeing a big box given to him by his parents, he mistook the headphones for something else. Upon opening the box, Shmuey let his disapointment known.
Shmuey: "It is! It is! Oh, Heebphones"
Example 2: Person A - "Listen, David, I don't care if those Nova 10s you found in your basement are the bees knees. Stop being a Jew and using your Heebphones. Go out and buy an updated set."
Shmuey: "It is! It is! Oh, Heebphones"
Example 2: Person A - "Listen, David, I don't care if those Nova 10s you found in your basement are the bees knees. Stop being a Jew and using your Heebphones. Go out and buy an updated set."
by Stalker Patches September 25, 2010
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Don't ever turn your back on your ipod headphones because they will tie themselves into a friggin' knot, or bundle up like a ball of yarn in Grandma's house.
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" My headphones broke."
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P2: My girl put some flesh headphones on me. My ears are still recovering.
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P2: WHAAAT?
P1: Dude, what's wrong with you?
P2: My girl put some flesh headphones on me. My ears are still recovering.
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2. The concept of farting with one's headphones on is to brush aside trivial stress that may arise from various activities, such as farting in public while wearing headphones.
2. The concept of farting with one's headphones on is to brush aside trivial stress that may arise from various activities, such as farting in public while wearing headphones.
Pastor Mike had a hearty breakfast and decided to listen to Relient K while cleaning up after Sunday's service. And old lady approached him from behind as he let a quite un-Christian fart rip. The old woman was shocked. Pastor Mike turned around and thought to himself, "That's the chance you take when you fart with headphones on."
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Get the Fart With Headphones On mug.The iconic white headphones that come with most apple products, apple offer a premium in ear model for about £50 that don't sound too bad. But the stock ones absolutely suck, they have no bass whatsoever, sound as hollow as the brain of whoever designed them, are impossible to fit in most peoples ears and earwax shows up on them like cheese on macaroni. Yet, most people don't even bother to switch out for a decent pair and if they switch out they usually only get a shitty pair like iluv or something along those lines. anyone reading this who still uses them, do yourself a favour and pay for a decent pair.
Kirby: What are those things wrapped around your head?
me: Oh just a pair of senheisers.
Kirby: Sennheiser?
me: This company that makes badass headphones.
Kirby: How much did they cost?
me: Bout £50.
Kirby: Fuck that, the apple ones are fine.
Me: Fuck you, at least I know what music sounds like! Get a pair of the premium ones, i hear those aren't to bad, and they've got the iconic look to.
Kirby: Nah those are to much for headphones, the stock ipod headphones are fine.
Me: well at least i know what music sounds like.
me: Oh just a pair of senheisers.
Kirby: Sennheiser?
me: This company that makes badass headphones.
Kirby: How much did they cost?
me: Bout £50.
Kirby: Fuck that, the apple ones are fine.
Me: Fuck you, at least I know what music sounds like! Get a pair of the premium ones, i hear those aren't to bad, and they've got the iconic look to.
Kirby: Nah those are to much for headphones, the stock ipod headphones are fine.
Me: well at least i know what music sounds like.
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