hafass

Someone sitting on anything with one buttcheek.

At the diner, i noticed a hafass on the stool next to me.

by Lameck December 31, 2008

kosom hayaty

literally means: my life's mother's pussy

what it actually means: fuck my life. used to express intense frustration at unfortunate life events. has a sarcastic undertone but mostly to mask the real pain. also just generally satisfying to say. mostly popular amongst egyptians but used by all arabs. there are other derivations such as: "kos okht hayaty" - meaning my life's sister's pussy, and also FML.

"i'm failing my courses, kosom hayaty"
"kosom hayaty why are so many bad things happening to me"
"i wanna die kosom hayaty"

by ashlake June 17, 2021

halatino

n. a hot latino. A phonetic portmanteau of "jalapeño" and "latino".

I saw a halatino walking down the street today!

by Tyrone112 August 5, 2008

hagatha christie

A name given to a woman who tries to be a detective but fails miserably..she thinks she has all the mysteries solved but in the end everything is completely the opposite

Hagatha Christie caused my marriage to fail! She told my wife I was cheating on her when in fact I was setting up an appointment for a couples message.

by Spyder1550 September 21, 2013

hafftoo

Verb: A slang spelling of the two words "Have to"

In genral, it used as a way of saying "Of course! Have to"

Person 1:Bro, are you coming out with the boys tonight ?
Person 2: Hafftoo!
Person 1: Sweet! thats us!

by Jonahk January 28, 2014

hapathetic

happily apathetic; happy to have a job, responsive and dependable, but apathetic about anything relating thereto.

I am hapathetic to go to work today, my ball-less bosses do not care what I do or say

by Karma38 March 13, 2015

Hanatizer

(Noun) Shortened version of hand sanitizer that my 2 y/o daughter came up with. Can also be used as a verb: hanatize or hanatized.

After I touched stuff at that nasty ass guy's house, I knew I had to use some hanatizer!

by ff15673 October 29, 2017