Gumballed

1. The process of getting "roughed up".

1. Dan got absolutely gumballed last night; that dude broke his nose.

by TheSoloist October 29, 2010

gumballs

When your balls get stick when they don't get enough air. Happens a lot during the summer.

Damn this 95 degree weather, it's giving me gumballs!

by Flamespittah38 May 18, 2016

Gumball

The act of dipping a single testicle into the mouth of an unsuspecting victim who has fallen asleep with their mouth open

my man was passed on my couch at this party, so I naturally had to give him a good Gumball

by Herweezy June 5, 2018

gumball coin

A quarter.

I need to sort out these gumball coins.

by Ereck Flowers August 18, 2018

Gumball Machine

A machine that dispenses gumballs for a small fee (usually 25 cents). You put a coin into the coin slot, turn the crank, and a gumball comes out of the chute.

Dude, I got a gumball from that sweet gumball machine around town!

by applejoe June 25, 2020

Gumball

They lose their flavor quickly and cost 25 cents. Usually referencing a person who is known for being frugal and wearing out their welcome.

Nick: “Dude, Brett showed up to the party last night. He ate all the pizza and didn’t bring anything. We couldn’t wait for him to leave.”
Tom: “Brett is such a gumball.”

by NotAGumball October 25, 2020

Gumball

Another term to describe an individual who is remarkably dumb or “stoopid” otherwise known as “smooth brain” as the surface of a gumball resembles.

You a fuckin gumball bruh

by BobShwankidank February 3, 2022