Glasgow Shower

Two quick bursts of deodorant under each armpit. As favoured by men who are in too much of a hurry to use a H2O equivalent.

Hamish I will be with you in a second, I'm just gonna put a t-shirt over my overalls and have a quick Glasgow shower.

by Drdonelittle November 25, 2009

glassdick

A crack pipe.

Damn, she needs to check herself into rehab and stop sucking on that glassdick.

by Tyson April 2, 2003

through the looking glass

Similar to the twilight zone, where nothing is quite what it seems. In Lewis Carroll's Through the Looking Glass book, it can mean clocks that work backwards or "... a poor sort of memory that only works backwards."

Through the looking glass, nothing is what it seems.

by xxyyxx! September 30, 2013

Glass Joe

An opponent who will inevitably suffer a knockout.

Glass Joe was skunked before half-time.

by Walt Waldo December 17, 2008

Glasgow Coma Scale

Glasgow Coma Score, or Glasgow Coma Score. A scoring system to determine a person's level of consciousness. A score of 15 is determined by eye movement, verbal skills and the person's motor skills and reaction to pain. Published in the University of Glasgow. The Paediatric GCS, or PGCS is used for children under 36 months.

Paramedic: Approx. 23 year old John Doe, found unconscious in the road. Head lac and possible tib fib fracture. BP is 90 systolic, Glasgow Coma Scale was 6 at the scene, now 12.

by jaffaw July 21, 2009

glassmaker

Used as part of a sarcastic remark meaning "Move, I can't see though you." Because you aren't made of glass, and your father made you. He's not a glassmaker.

Alternate: "Your father wasn't a glass blower"

Hey, your daddy ain't no glassmaker! Move it, I'm watching my stories!

by msvalley February 28, 2018

Black Glass

The idea of someone to tint themselves to hide that they are breakable. Basically someone that acts hard but is a pussy.
This term was created by trap metal rapper ZillaKami. His song “33rd Blakk Glass” relates to this.

Dan refused to fight Terrell, he’s definitely black glass

by FIREITUPBOYS November 17, 2018