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Guilty Text

The guilty text is when a boy or a girl stares/flirts/fantasizes about the person/stranger near or next to them and feels guilty for not being loyal to their signficant other and immediately has to text them out of guilt. The text usually includes (but is not limited to) "I love you" or "I'm thinking about you".

In some instances of extreme guilt, the person texting will shout to the people in close proximity to them that they are messaging their significant other.

The guilty text is a coined term because every action has a reaction.
Example:

Two people sitting on the bus, a girl and a boy. The boy glances at the girl's low cut top and upon turning away slowly sits a few minutes in silence. After sitting in silence, and a few glance backs to the girl, he whips out his phone and starts to guilty text.

Boy mumbles to himself: I wonder what my GIRLFRIEND is up to.
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A reference to a fellow guildmate in an online game.
Soandso is a guildie of mine, because we're in the same guild.
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We adopted Guillermo from the cat shelter when he was just a baby.
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Guildfordian: Hey Look! It's the bearded lady of guildford!
Guildfordian 2: Hey quick, video her on your phone and put it on Youtube!

Chav: Hey look! it's the bearded lady of Guildford!
Chav 2: Quick lets all throw our Mcdonalds chips at her!
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The French equivalent of the name William. Sometimes shortened to "Gui" for short. Guillaumes' are creative, sensitive, terribly-attractive, have a love for shoes, but sometimes introverted.

If you ever have the pleasure to meet a Guillaume to not pass up the chance. They will make you laugh and sing!
That shoe is so beautiful and has the charisma of Guillaume.
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The act of pinching off the tip of a loaf after it has been coming out of your asshole before you reached the bathroom. Most of the time resulting in a skid mark in your drawers.
Hey, can you pull over at the next stop? I'm guillotining a turtle head over here. (spoken from the passenger seat during a long drive)
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