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Guber

A person who is invited out to a bar/club under the guise of a free drink near closing time so that they can provide a free Uber ride home for the inviter and friends. The inviter tricks this person in to thinking they are simply coming out for a good time, but ultimately they are a free Uber home.
My credit card is maxed, I guess I'll call that Guber and see if he will meet us at the bar.

This guy really likes me, he will be a great Guber one day!

A guy gave me his number at the gym, guess we found our next guber driver.

Dude, you were gubered by that Theta last night.
by imsnide November 27, 2021
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Gebert

A dominant man with a weakness for nice booty. Will tie you up, but only if you're open minded.

Very little tiny guy with a big cock. Also known as "Baby Big Dick".

Right amount of rude, makes you squirt.

Every girl will recognize him from miles away.

So smooth with words, he could make you squirt with a mere sentence.

Careful though, you might get addicted...
Gebert obliterated my wet pussy so hard I am still orgasming years later.
by Anthalasath August 17, 2022
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Gubermantis Depressiceps

The government is Deprecciceps (Gubermantis Depressiceps)
by Bongchillacoppa January 25, 2024
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gumbertje

RedstoneMiner: "gumbertje"
David: "gumbertje"
by RedstoneMiner February 4, 2024
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gubernatoryal candidate

A state-house-head hopeful with loyalist views.
By da mid 1770's, the majority of Americans were fed up with Merry Old England's treatment of them, and so there would likely have been few votes for any gubernatoryal candidates.
by QuacksO August 26, 2024
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Gubernational

John Austin is a Gubernational!
by Definition- March 27, 2024
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Goubert

Lowkey anyone related to a Goubert or is a Goubert is kinda pretty cool and is probably super mysterious and nonchalant in a good way. Might enjoy puddles idk tho.
Person 1: See that guy over there
Person2: Oh yeah that super mysterious nonchalant cool guy over there
Person 1: Yeah hes so fucking cool and mysterious and nonchalant hes probably a Goubert
Person 2: Yeah bro he may also like puddles
Person 1:Yeah could do idk
by Acegman May 22, 2024
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