guacamil

a very good friend, almost like a sister or brother separated at birth. a person you are very close to. whom you can tell all your secrets to.

That girl is my guacamil, we are like Paris and Nicole, only better.

by berniedette October 7, 2007

guacamolè

guacamole is an avocado that has been brutally murdered by getting cut up and squashed down into a green fleshy mass.

the strange green dip that was guacamolè actually tastes quite good.

by 🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩 September 17, 2019

guacamolvi

Desi (Pakistani/Indian) styled guacamole served at trendy engagements and weddings.

Dude, did you have some of that GUACAMOLVI!? The U-Illinois med student told me about it.

by msa sisters 4 lyfe June 10, 2009

guacamullet

(n) A Mexican with a mullet.

"Hey check out Hector, he's got sweet guacamullet.

by ATOWN4LIFE September 30, 2007

Guacamoleniggapenis

To Guacamoleniggapenis is the act of microwaving a fully ripened avocado then inserting the massive seed into your {rectum} while {penetrating} the warm smooth fruit. Once you fill the crevice where the seed once lied with your massive fountain of cum, put the no longer virgin avocado into a bowl, crush up the fertalized fruit and feed it to your friends and family. Amen

Andrew's mother caught him Guacamoleniggapenising himself on the kitchen counter.

by TheHappySmasher April 15, 2019

Holy frijole, bowl of guacamole

1) The most extreme expression of amazement. A step up from Holy frijole.

2) Sainted beans accompanied by a side of an avocado paste mixed with onion and spices.

1)
Melissa: I just won a billion dollars, and look, there's a flying monkey!
David: Holy frijole, bowl of guacamole!

2)
Waiter: What can I get you?
David: Holy frijole, bowl of guacamole.
Waiter: Right away sir.

by MED August 19, 2004

Prison Guacamole

(n.) Any residual produced from illicit sexual acts performed while incarcerated.

After the prison gang got done with Jimmy the Snitch there was prison guacamole all over the shower.

by wildmnc January 8, 2011