grits

slang word used to indicate male private parts.

"Kiss my grits"

by shlong in hong kong June 21, 2003

Gritting

Licking the sweat and residue between the butt hole and balls.

Victoria was gritting me last night, when my mom walked in.

by German Boy March 10, 2008

grits

The feeling of course-ness on your skin. For example, sand in your underwear, rubbing against your genitals.

After sex on the beach, I could feel the grits from the sand rubbing against me.

by Insider July 17, 2003

grits

honey, grits is grits

"excuse me ma'am, what exactly are "grits"?
"honey, grits is grits"

by c.bax September 21, 2005

grits

A paste-like food product made with coarsely milled corn flour. Usually eaten as a breakfast product. Most often eaten by poor folk from the southern United States.

Grits are an inferior imitation of porridge.

by AYB March 20, 2003

grits

Nose cheese. Something you blow out your nose. Southern Delicacy, They're all nosepickers.

white, or yellow with or without salt.

by captain asswipe July 26, 2003

Grits

Big Juicy turds

He had a ton of grits in the sink

by ayankeefromohio April 30, 2011