GangoZango

To most people A little gremlin child but known more as a BigMan, GangoZango is cool

GangoZango is big and strong, Master Gango/Zango I shall bow down to you

by GangoZango November 23, 2021

Danny Granger

Gaurd of the NBA's Indiana Pacers. Leads the Pacers in basically every category possible. Named All Star for the first time in his career in 2009.

I looked up Danny Granger on Urban Dictionary and he was not there. This guy is an all star ppl, I should not be doing this! I aint even a Pacers fan!

by DG2009 February 4, 2009

Granola Girl

Granola girl is like a nature girl, but far hotter and actually about that life. She will ask if you wanna go camping in the middle of winter and be serious about it. Did I mention she’s really hot?

That girl asked me out last week but said she’d only go if we went hiking… serious granola girl vibes. Still gonna go though because she’s hot as hell.

by Yondilly January 31, 2022

Granola

Someone who is "granola" tends to enjoy the outdoors, all while staying inside in their nice suburban middle-class white neighborhood. They are usually seen wearing Chacos, Patagonia t-shirts, and Columbia PFG shorts, along with a North Face backpack, a Camelbak water bottle (attached with a carabiner,) and even a Life is Good hat and Kavu keychain. They claim to enjoy hiking and other outdoor activities while rolling up in their off-road vehicle that they would never dare get a speck of dirt on. They dream about living in the mountains and taking amazing roadtrips but never do. They care about nature and want to "save the trees" and recycle as much as possible. Those who have gone granola actually listen to pretty good music, like folk and alternative and heavily enjoy Christian music if they are religious (another reason they enjoy the outdoors - to get "closer to God"). In short, granola people are almost like modern-day transcendentalists and slight hippies, just without the drugs and psychedelic music.

Jack: Did you see Will rolling up in his shiny, clean Jeep Liberty with a kayak on top? He stepped out wearing a Patagonia t-shirt and $100 Chacos! He must have gone granola.

by yaaaaaaas June 8, 2014

Granola Growls

Unpleasant gaseous side effect of eating granola. Flatulence specifically the result of consuming granola.

Although my daily diet of granola has reduced my cholesterol the resulting granola growls have caused the evacuation of my cubicle before lunch.

by Echor Ijneb June 22, 2009

granola cruncher

A person who is not a hippie, but into organic products and cares about the earth. They may wear birkenstocks with wool socks, mostly don't wear makeup, and are a genuinely laid back and cool group. You want tolerance? They won't go through the effort of causing drama - they'd rather be hiking.

A granola cruncher is a a tye-dye wearing, birkenstock wearing, tree hugging, laid back cool person.

by Granola June 15, 2007

granola head

A wacked out hippie who's brains were scrambled by psychadelic drugs. characterized by all of the following: dirty underwear, hairy legs, taking way too much LSD, and eating bean sprouts all day long.

1.) Dude, that chicks such a granola head.

2.) The band "The Queers" said being a granola head is just not cool.

by Matty Ice February 28, 2008