grandpa boner

A grandpa boner is a dirty filthy, fat, ugly often bald old man of 60 years of age or older typically found in south east Asia with a late teens to early twenties Asian escort with him.

Gross, look at that grandpa boner over there with that 17 year old girl. He has to be at least triple her age, triple her weight and triple her dimensions in every direction.

by BorisSDT August 27, 2011

Grandpa Sweater

An ugly old people sweater. The kind that my grandpa might wear.

I was horrified when katie pointed out what chris was wearing. It was an ugly grandpa sweater. We gasped in horror and then pity,that he was let out of the house dressed like that.

by Giselle April 14, 2004

grandpa joe

from the movie willy wonka and the chocolate factory.
"but me and gandpa joe...." from the song cheer up charlie.
the lady singing sounds SO dumb.

Grandpa Joe and all of the other grandparents sat in a bed and ate cabbage soup for 8 years.

by Ch-ch-chelsea January 26, 2008

Grandpa Blunt

When you collect a bunch of roaches and roll a nice blunt out of them.

Yo, I had like 10 roaches from last week and used them to make a nice ass grandpa blunt.

by 420allthetime June 29, 2009

grandpa dick

Something magical that happens when one of your friends get served and everyone throws up their right arm saying, "Ooooohhhh." Like the main characters from Regular Show. And then you drop your arm limp like a grandpa dick in front of you.

Throw your Grandpa Dick up!

by Thatonebitch14 December 2, 2013

Grandpa Gynecologist

A OB/Gyn doctor that is old enough to be your grandpa. Many women prefer this type especially if there are no female gynecologist available because they don't feel as embarrassed when he examines them. Most women do not want a good looking young OB/Gyn because they are already so self conscious about lying on the exam table with their feet in the stirrups. Grandpa will also do annual breast exams.

I was so embarrassed when the handsome, young gynecologist entered the exam room. I was hoping for a Grandpa Gynecologist.

by kaneki October 1, 2009

Grandpa Burger

A burger served at A&W made out of senior citizens. Originated in Germany during World War 2 when a German field marshall suggested that the cooks serve dead seniors to the prisoners to keep them alive.

Hey! This grandpa burger is good!

by He Whore May 26, 2003