Gillis-Graduation-Gobbler

A name for a woman that got too hands at a graduation party.

Dude hide, it's the Gillis-Graduation-Gobbler

Oh no! I'm next!

by GillisGraduationGobbler April 10, 2025

anally graduated

Means that you graduate from the anus and become the biggest piece of shit everyone hates

Sam: I bet you were anally graduated! Oh wait! YOU WERE!
Ricky Jones: -gasp-

by QuinnT July 6, 2014

HIE Graduate

An HIE Graduate is anyone who seems to have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express for a night or two. Can, and will, offer expert advice concerning any situation known to man. Commonly found in Live Chats.

Zeke: "God, that annoying bastage thinks he knows something about everything!"

Biff: "Yeah. The dude must be an HIE Graduate".

by KSparx June 28, 2024

transitional graduation effect

A phenomenon where graduations from middle school, high school, and college feel particularly significant as they mark the transition into new life phases. In contrast, kindergarten and primary school graduations are perceived as less impactful, akin to how 2 A.M. is seen as just "in the middle of the night", representing a continuation of childhood rather than a major life milestone.

The transitional graduation effect is clear when you see how excited students are for high school and college ceremonies, while kindergarten graduations feel more like just another step in their childhood journey.

by Emotional Cruiser September 16, 2025

rainbow graduation

When all late graduates from diffrent schools have one big delayed graduation.

Sophia: I failed my senior English class and so I had to go to summer school…
Cole: Hey, I got held back so we’re in the same boat! Your dumbass can join the rainbow graduation party!!

by tsolgirl November 29, 2024

Graduation cheese

When you leave a container of milk in your locker at the start of the school year and open it the day before you graduate.

Person 1: What's that smell?
Person 2: Oh, that's just my graduation cheese.

by SCIENCEMAN200 February 23, 2022

graduation

The ceremony all high school students wait for. They walk across the stage wearing a funny cap and get a piece of paper. Then they all throw their caps in the air, and go to prom. It signals the start of a new life where they need to work, pay taxes, and get into the real world. It also signals the end of having to deal with annoying kids, but sadly also the end of hanging out with friends and doing fucked up stuff such as pranks, so they all rush to get their social medias and numbers to talk.

I can't wait till graduation day!

by its not cup! January 1, 2021