grammar

One of the most important language tools available. It is largely ignored by those too moronic to use it properly.

GRAMMAR

Wrong: There not feeling good cause Stacy and me didnt come.

Right: They're not feeling good because Stacy and I didn't come.

by Elizabeth Grey July 10, 2016

College Graduate Dichotomy

When a person graduates from college, although they have a degree they may not be able to get a job because they don’t have experience. But, they can’t get experience unless they get a job.

The term was first coined by Dain Lewis on his blog the smart college grad.

Jack graduated from college with a degree in business. But, Jack didn't work at any businesses while in college. Jack then couldn't get a job after college because he didn't have experience. But, he couldn't gain any experience because no one would hire him. Jack found himself in the college graduate dichotomy.

by collegegrad January 8, 2011

gramature night

when an older woman is hot enough to be a stripper, yet old enough to be someones grandmother

check out that milf, she is hot! i bet she could win the prize money on "gramature night" down at the strip club.

by jrbsvs April 26, 2008

Grammar abortion

when something is so riddled with spelling errors that it can be dubbed a grammar abortion.

1. hey man your comment on my post was a fucking grammar abortion.

by shredmeister310 November 22, 2011

Grammar drama

A form of miscommunication between two people of different racial or language background. Normally caused by one person trying really hard to say something or ask a question in the other person's language and totally failing at it.

Samuel: Dude! what took you so long. I've been waiting over an hour for you.

Lawrence: I'm sorry, i just got caught in a major grammar drama with some Chinese dude needing directions.

by I_amRidonqulous December 22, 2012

grammar cracker

Something to be given to someone who refuses to correct their grammar.

Person 1: Oh' ma gawd man dats liek awesome
Person 2: God man, here's a Grammar Cracker

by BlazeFox December 20, 2013

Gramazon

When grandma delivers. Home made gifts from grandma. When you call grandma to pick something up for you. From Grandma + Amazon.

That Christmas sweater was a classic gramazon.

by Jaboc2000 February 18, 2015