smell goods

(N) : Cologne, what guys wear to in fact, "smell good".

I need to put on some smell goods to impress the ladies.

by spmack July 2, 2005

the goods

Anything good, pussy, penis, boobies, weed, drugs, anything secretive.

When I called up my bitch for a booty call she gave me the goods like there was no tomorrow.

by Jeff December 30, 2004

receiver of swollen goods

A gentleman who enjoys taking one up the Gary Glitter (shiter)

Look at that bloke over there in the tight white tee shirt he's definitly a receiver of swollen goods

by Vanian August 15, 2012

gonsonlyeditor

A wonderful human whom is some of one’s beautiful mutual. Every rare.
Get you someone who can message you on the toliet‼️

“Did you hear about gonsonlyeditor?”
“Yeah! They told me that their roblox user was Mexicanworld2019!”

by ohcelestiamywife June 26, 2021

Do a googs

Shorthand for doing a Google search.

What's the population of Phoenix? I don't know, do a googs!

by Tuffshuff April 20, 2013

Check the goods

Verifying that another person's gender is what they claim it to be. Generally refers to verifying that the female with whom you are about to participate in sexual activity does not have a penis.

When I go to Thailand I always check the goods before I pay them.

by thisistoomucheffort November 15, 2014

precycled goods

Empty boxes/bags/bottles that are used as trash receptacles before you actually throw them away, rather than waiting on the recycling process to return them to you.

Instead of needlessly buying trash bags, Michael used precycled goods in the form of grocery sacks to furnish his trash can liners.

by testicles...that is all October 10, 2009