Goofy Suck

When your partner gives you head so good it makes you stupid.

“Man I had this chick give me the Goofy Suck last night, and my IQ dropped 10 digits!”

by George The Fox July 18, 2020

Goofy Turtle

When a man puts his non-erect penis into a womans vagina and waits until arousal makes it stiffen

"She wanted to cuddle so i gave her the goofy turtle."

by Mighk April 12, 2007

Goofy Ahh

A very nice way of calling someome a "Goofy Ass".

The phrase "Goofy ahh" is very commonly ended with "Uncle Productions" due to the internet meme surrounded this phrase.

Eric: Hey, dude, you just tripped when there was nothing there, how?

Isaac: It's because that guy is a goofy ahh.

by Destroyer of zoophiles July 04, 2022

goofy foot

The most mother fucking badass way of skateboarding, snowboarding, and surfboarding.

Tony Hawk fucking skates goofy foot.

by emokidsblowntoshit March 05, 2010

Goofy Boy

A white kid who knows too much about the internet, yet at the same time has friends. This paradoxical combination is a rare sight to see

Jackson Golden is SUCH a Goofy Boy

by Zoroasteros May 23, 2009

Goofy Gang

The gang where everyone has a crush on Lainey.

Mexican: Goofy Gang are opps they tried to steal lainey from us

by pdr7 June 02, 2018

Goofy goober

Someone who is always joking around never to be taken serious everything they say is questionable

“I like josh but he’s and goofy goober and I don’t like that”
“Why is Christopher a goofy goober”

by Shakesomethingg December 24, 2019