Goofus

A guy or girl adverse to anything serious.

He/she had always been a goofus about life.

by Solid Mantis August 12, 2019

Goofus

A goofus often dedicates every minute of every day to being a gangster or something similar (and usually thinks other people live the same way as them, or wants to be the same thing as them).

He/she spent his/her entire life trying to pull the strings of other people who were were too uptight to be in that life only gangsters knew. He/she was good enough at it, you wouldn't even think he/she was ever a goofus.

by Solid Mantis August 12, 2019

Goofus

The kind of person who sets up anything from a robbery to a fight (and if they made a dollar by putting it on a show on tv like punk'd, that's what they would try and do).

The girl wanted to put brad pitt, johnny knoxville, and see man in a video but for some unknown reason (if there was a reason at all) decided to try and put local folk in her goofus set up).

by Solid Mantis August 12, 2019

goobism

Owl related art and memorabilia, promoting owls as a good omen.

I believe in goobism. I love owls.

by Unag September 10, 2019

goofinize

to pre assume or treat an individual as a goofy or present an ultimatum that only applies to goofies.

nvm no i dont apologize... u tried to goofinize me from the beginning

by brandonbovada September 29, 2020

goofinese

It's the specific language only spoken by goofs or people who are acting like a goof.

Prison Inmate - "I'm fluent in goofinese. My cell mate is a pedo."

by Dynomiite January 11, 2021

goofysillybun

Is a total dumbass who convinced herself a meme page is what she needed to stay sane.
Constantly battles between being straight up dark or making jokes that make absolutely no sense.
A chill fucker, who will hug everyone when drunk. Will try to cheer up everyone she meets cuz why not.
Also, it is sad to see people sad.

If you like bubbles, butterflies and memes as much as she does then congratulations. You played yourself because at the end of the day she still is a dumbass and so are you.

That is one goofysillybun. Bro can't decide whether to be horny or suicidal.

by It izzzz what it izzz December 15, 2021