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stepped off the Golden

Figuratively: When a person commits suicide; literally: When a person jumps off the Golden Gate Bridge.
Sit down, I've got some bad news! CJ has "stepped off the Golden"! Investigators estimate it happened early this morning.
by talk2me-JCH2 March 14, 2021
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golden toilet enema

When you take a shit in pissy toilet water and it splashes up in your open ass hole.
Fuck, I forgot to flush that chicks piss, now I can give myself a really creepy golden toilet enema!
by atomicpunk5150 May 12, 2009
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Golden Rule

The 'Golden Rule' = it's not gay if it's in a 3-way.

This rule dates back to Ancient Greece. Legendary cynic, Tortuga, has argued it could possibly be gay if the 3-way consists of three males (zero females). According to early prophets, the gender of the participants plays no role in the gayness of a 3-way. Therefore, any form of a 3-way is never gay. The Golden Rule is valued by many as the most important rule in human history.
"OMG I made out with Eddy last night!"- Michael
"Well, was it in a 3-way?"- Paul
"Ya, so?" - Michael
"Then it's not gay bro, that's the Golden Rule" - Paul
by LarryGreen June 12, 2016
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Golden Tate

A "golden tate" is an unexpected, undeserved victory or reward one receives after they have already resigned themselves to defeat.
Although Marvin's job interview went horribly wrong, he was granted a golden tate, getting the job after the three other better-qualified candidates were indicted in a corruption scandal.
by StayinSkool September 27, 2012
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Chinese Golden Dragon

This is when you urinate in someone’s mouth, clamp their mouth shut, at the same time you tell them that you have an STD, they will immediately release the urine through their nasal passages.
Chad: brooooo what happened with you and Becky last night?

Brad: I have her the Chinese Golden Dragon!!!

Thad: broooo CONGRATULATIONS
by Mudbonic plague April 10, 2020
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goldenback

All people that live on earth. All races. All humanoids creatures. Humans, people, person. Children.
We are all goldenback humans.
We are all goldbacks/ goldenbacks.
by karteler July 29, 2014
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Golden Ticket Wheels

Longboard/Skateboard wheels with one (1) gold wheel in the set.
by Golden029 December 28, 2014
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