goff

How retards wearing burbury pronounce "goth"

"eh hes wearin jeans...GOFF!"

by mike December 29, 2003

goff

How moronic chavs say "goth" as they are unable to pronounce the "th"

Hey you goff! I'm gonna knock you spark out!

by Jon April 3, 2005

golfer spasm

When something doesn't go your way, and you begin to throw things around, esp. at people. Phenomenon discovered by caddies who realized that rich bratty golfers begin to throw clubs and other equipment at caddies when they play poorly. Very common occurrence at Country Clubs.

Did you see Murphy after he missed his putt? He threw a club at his caddie! A real golfer spasm

by zamorak November 26, 2013

gaffe machine

Being prone to public blunders, an unfortunate self-description by Joe Biden

I am a gaffe machine, but at least I am not like Homelander...

by Hank Moody 57 September 26, 2020

jack goff

masturbation.

Jack Goff: fap fap fap fap fap fap

by TheMessiah04 April 19, 2016

Dun' goofed

What happens when a preteen girl uses the internet.

Jessi Slaughter dun' goofed again?

by yomommascouchagain January 12, 2011

You dun goofed

an exclamation of complete rage over ones comments on a internet video.

Your threats towards my daughter are gunna be blahblah blah billymays rapist.....
you dun goofed

by ANON@/b/ July 16, 2010