goblin horde 

The Goblin Horde is a gang known for arms trafficking and prostitution with known members in Clovis CA, and Amarillo TX. They are known to use the San Jauquin River to travel throughout the state. Their main rivals are the Fresno Bulldogs street gang.

Person 1: Did you hear about that shooting last night?
Person 2: Yeah I heard that the goblin horde was involved.
Person 1: Uh oh.

goblin horde by Cyclore1469 February 5, 2019

Goblin Barrel 

A goblin barrel is a troop in the popular mobile game Clash Royale, used to exemplify your gayness to your opponent. The card is most commonly used by those on the “high semen diet”, who often deepthroat multiple cocks while playing the game. Deploying this card is considered an initiation ceremony to the LGBTQ+ community

Bob: Fuck, he used a goblin barrel

Dylan: what a faglord, just give up.

Goblin Barrel by BuckLord July 25, 2021

Goblin King 

noun: The bulge formed when men wear pants that are too tight.
antonym: camel toe

Those tight pants are giving you a goblin king.

Goblin King by goblin_king June 12, 2017

Goblin cum 

An alternative name for Miracle Whip, coined by Matthew Inman of webcomic The Oatmeal.

This term is considered extremely offensive to goblins, as no one would want their cum compared to something as disgusting as Miracle Whip.

I asked for my sandwich with mayo, why the hell is it drenched in goblin cum?

Goblin cum by GAWII April 26, 2014

Goblin Tinkerer 

The little shit in Terraria who takes your weapons and makes them worse. Reforging weapons over and over is a great way to lose money.

I hate the Goblin Tinkerer.

Goblin Tinkerer by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

Goblin crawler 

A long green insectoid creature with dozens of legs. Lives in caves in a constant search for precious gold. Potentially hostile torwards humans and other animals. During evolutionary processes, goblin crawlers have developed a disqusting hunting mechanism. They emit an unknown deadly green substance. The mankind has named this substance "goblin glob". No human has ever lived after experiencing the goblin glob, thus information about it is scarce.

Exploration of caves inhabited by goblin crawlers is strictly forbidden by the law. Goblin crawlers must be quarantined from mankind at all costs. Spreading a goblin glob is considered a serious environmental crime. The punishment is heavy, and the violators usually need to pay with their life.

The cave excavation site has been discontinued after the incident involving goblin crawlers. fuck you goblin crawlers.

Goblin crawler by Emelk March 8, 2022

Goblin Slayer 

Goblin Slayer: A silver level adventurer from the anime and manga of the same name. Whom lost his family to Goblins and has spent his life training to kill just them.

He is often fighting alone but eventually gains a harem of likable women that all love him, but he only loves killing Goblins.

Bill: "Man that Goblin Slayer nigga is brutal"
Goblin Slayer fanboy: "He rids the world of the vermin known as Goblins. He is a hero"

Goblin Slayer by Goblin Slayer November 24, 2018