Goalie

somebody who puts they’re heart and soul into the game. Specifically the person who blocks all of the shots. Goalies are the runner of the place, the kings. They do everything for their team so they don’t lose. they don’t care if they get hurt, they’ll still play. Like the other night when I had a hockey game, my knee got so messed up I was sure I couldn’t play but we won after that. The worst part about being a goalie is you get blamed for losses even though your only supposed to block the first shot other then that your d-men need to clear it from the crease

“Woah! That goalies doing really good out there, good on him.”

by that hockey goalie!! November 19, 2022

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Heart Attack Goalie

A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.

I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.

We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.

by TBels October 1, 2019

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Girls Lacrosse goalie

The Girls lacrosse goalie is a physco crazy person who has no fears what so ever and doesn’t give a crap about what other lame people say and if a boy try’s to ask her out and impress her you best believe he’s going to get the crap beat out of him because she lets no one stand in her way and that’s not going to change also if people say that the are lazy they should go to any lacrosse practices in the area and they will unlock a new fear that will stick with them for life and they will want to join so that they don’t get the crap beat out if them

A girls lacrosse goalie is the craziest most amazing and important team me ever and she caries the entire team on her back or should I say lacrosse stick

by The crazy goalie stocking you June 5, 2022

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Counter-Goalie

A goalie who stands near at the opposing teams' goal; most likely because their teammates will pass it to them, which is a good spot to score.

Jack: "Pass me you fuckwit, I am counter-goaly(ing)."

Tariq: "Ok you ibn al sharmoota, here!"

Tariq passes to jack who is a counter-goalie

Jack scores it

Jack: "YEAH MADA FAKAS!"

by Najzi December 2, 2021

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goalie self goal

The term goalie self-goal is created when the words “goalie”, “self”, “-“, and “goal” are merged and fused. “Goalie self-goal” is a mostly unheard of expression that is very hard to complete. This is only able to be replicated by 3 unknown people. This phenomenon is done when the goalie of one team takes the ball and puts it in their own net. Some may think this is an own goal, but it is not. It actually awards the goalie’s team 10 goals. This rule was created 7 years ago in the IFA World Cup meeting. It can only be done by people with legendary power and the down syndrome award. This “power” cannot be explained by mortals, but the award can. You get the award when you get Z+’s in school.

Dude, he just did the goalie self goal!

by Sir Alex the 3rd February 22, 2023

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