Goalied

When you play soccer and someone kicks the ball right into a dudes private area

"Yah he kicked the ball right into my nuts"
"Damn dude you got Goalied"

by Urirrelevantbitch June 4, 2015

asian goalie

a really cool guy that has a lot of friends and is really cute and girls should date him.

hey look it's asian goalie.

by asiangoalie69 March 3, 2019

Goalie-ing

Goalie-ing a lazy form of Goalkeeping.

Isaac: “Are you going to bring your goalie kit.”

Jeremy: “ One and half hours is to long for Goalie-ing.”

by Doshyy December 8, 2019

Goalie Killer

Noun. Is typically used for St. Louis Blues defenseman, Colton Parayko. Describes one who may injure a goalie with an intense slap shot.

“Hey man did you see what happened to Bishop in game 6 against the Dallas Stars?”

“No what happened?”
“Goalie Killer Struck him with his insane slap shot. Bishop took it and had to leave the ice.”
“Damn... the Bruins should watch out for the Blues while they have him then.”
“Yeah... I call Blues in 6.”

by DontTouchMyMayo June 5, 2019

Heart Attack Goalie

A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.

I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.

We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.

by TBels October 1, 2019

Fanny Goalie

The Female equivalent of a cock-blocker.

I was getting along really well with this girl at the party, but her bezzie kept being a massive fanny goalie.

by Snapbackchat September 22, 2016

Goalie Bruise

Verb/Adjective
meaning: A bruise received while playing the position "goalie" in a number of sports. Often received from being hitting with the ball/object.

in a sentence:

1,"Hey man, that shot gave me a really nice Goalie Bruise"
2,"Man that shot gave me a Goalie Bruise"
3,"OW SHIT, That's gonna give me a Goalie Bruise"

by Soul_Invictus April 5, 2021