Isaac: “Are you going to bring your goalie kit.”
Jeremy: “ One and half hours is to long for Goalie-ing.”
Jeremy: “ One and half hours is to long for Goalie-ing.”
by Doshyy December 8, 2019

The Girls lacrosse goalie is a physco crazy person who has no fears what so ever and doesn’t give a crap about what other lame people say and if a boy try’s to ask her out and impress her you best believe he’s going to get the crap beat out of him because she lets no one stand in her way and that’s not going to change also if people say that the are lazy they should go to any lacrosse practices in the area and they will unlock a new fear that will stick with them for life and they will want to join so that they don’t get the crap beat out if them
A girls lacrosse goalie is the craziest most amazing and important team me ever and she caries the entire team on her back or should I say lacrosse stick
by The crazy goalie stocking you June 5, 2022

I was getting along really well with this girl at the party, but her bezzie kept being a massive fanny goalie.
by Snapbackchat September 22, 2016

by drilldoe November 30, 2013

Verb/Adjective
meaning: A bruise received while playing the position "goalie" in a number of sports. Often received from being hitting with the ball/object.
meaning: A bruise received while playing the position "goalie" in a number of sports. Often received from being hitting with the ball/object.
in a sentence:
1,"Hey man, that shot gave me a really nice Goalie Bruise"
2,"Man that shot gave me a Goalie Bruise"
3,"OW SHIT, That's gonna give me a Goalie Bruise"
1,"Hey man, that shot gave me a really nice Goalie Bruise"
2,"Man that shot gave me a Goalie Bruise"
3,"OW SHIT, That's gonna give me a Goalie Bruise"
by Soul_Invictus April 5, 2021

by I8ujuuui April 7, 2022

On a soccer field, when the goalie is retarded and runs to the middle of the field and a defender does the goalie's job and blocks the ball from going into the goal.
by Zeecatman August 19, 2010
